This is cute: Freepers upsite because Chris Heinz is a member

[AnIndependentTexan]

Now I am sorry that I questioned if that was him or not; but with the internet it is hard to tell sometimes.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1229479/posts

Posted on 09/28/2004 11:40:47 AM PDT by adam_az


Elizabeth Edwards reads Democrat Underground... one of the nuttiest websites on the internet.

After visiting Reno, NV, Elizabeth Edwards wrote in the official Kerry-Edwards Blog...



Well, the President’s motorcade has whizzed by on the television show – and I’ll move on too – and get a little sleep before tomorrow’s trip to Little Rock, St. Louis and on to Lansing. . . . Okay, I'm going to watch the rerun of tonight's Daily Show (which got great reviews on DU) and then get some sleep.
The DUh crowd got quite worked up and excited about this.


Chris Heinz reads and posts on Democrat Underground... See Official Kerry/Edwards blog posting "Dorm Storm Update From Chris and Vanessa"


Anyway, I am a frequent lurker on the blog and chat on sites like DemocraticUnderground.com all the time.
This explains a lot.
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Thanks for the tip!!

Dug up more stuff.



2 posted on 09/28/2004 11:41:26 AM PDT by adam_az
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You do great research! Thanks much!
Any idea what Heinz's DUmmy name is?



3 posted on 09/28/2004 11:47:24 AM PDT by EllaMinnow
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I'm going to try to discover it, and evidence that other Heinz/Kerry/Edwards family members also use DU.



4 posted on 09/28/2004 11:49:32 AM PDT by adam_az

[ibegurpard]

1. ROFLMAO!

He posts under the name "Chris Heinz" LOL. I think he probably has under a dozen posts to his name.

[Renew Deal]

2. Hey freeptards, I am Chris Heinz

:hi:

[name not needed]

3. No! I am!

:P

[seraph]

7. ROFLMFAO!! (nt)

[txindy]

64. Dang, Barney!

:wow: Ya'll have spent too much time out at the Crawford pig farm, drinking all that Kool-Aid. You used to be such a cute little Scottie dog. What a pity. :cry:

[FredScuttle]

110. I am Spartacus!

Let those Freeper cowards try anything...their tiny reptillian brains couldn't even comprehend the shitstorm they'd bring on themselves

[gardenista]

4. No, I am Chris Heinz!

[K8-EEE]

103. You May Call Me MR. Heinz....

Please! Have some respect.

[trumad]

5. No

I am Chris Heinz....

[Cheswick2.0]

20. We are all Chris Heinz

Perhaps we are all Vanessa Kerry too.

[Renew Deal]

48. I thought we were all Will Pitt?

This is getting so confusing. I guess Will Pitt is Chris Heinz.

[crispini]

55. SNORK!

ok, good one. :D

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

67. WE are all Chris Heinz on Wednesdays, Fridays and Sundays

all other days we are all Will Pitt

[No2W2004]

29. I'm Chris Heinz.......

and so is my dog!

[hatrack]

79. I'm Brian and so is my wife! nt

.

[Forkboy]

6. No,I am Chris Heinz

:)

[tishaLA]

8. OK that's the funniest thing yet

[Catherine Vincent]

9. Actually , I'm Chris Heinz!

But don't tell anyone!

[ogradda]

15. it's me! me am!

:D

[jefferson_dem]

11. Chris Heinz, that's me. You rang?

:hi:

[Catch22Dem]

13. Freepers are idiots Chris Heinz = Chris Heinz.....duh!!!!!

LOL

[r_u_stuck2]

23. They finally outed me

I admit it, I am him

[Lord_StarFyre]

33. You can't be Chris Heinz

Because I am Chris Heinz.

Hey FREEPERS B L O W M E!

[Mortos]

49. No, I am Chris Heinz

[Anarcho-Socialist]

65. No, I'm Spartacus!

[Viking12]

80. I know Chris Heinz, you sir are no Chris Heinz

Oh, wait. I don't know Chris heinz, I am Chris Heinz. :hi:

[Zero Gravitas]

81. I'm Chris Heinz

and so's my wife!

[shanti]

100. no, over here!!!

i'm chris heinz!

[incapsulated]

10. OMG, they found out about Chris' dozen posts...!

Under his own name!

Wow, those freepers are real Sherlocks, eh? :think:

[girl gone mad]

12. Oh.. they're just jealous.

They know no one close to the Bush or Cheney would give them the time of day unless they became a "Roper" or whatever they call their $100,000 donors.

[cheshire]

14. SHOVE IT, Guess Who A$$HOLE

[janx]

16. HA! Why don't they just ask?

I'm Chris Heinz!

[Crunchy Frog]

69. She is too.

I can vouch for her.;-)

[alphafemale]

17. I'm Chris Heinz AND I am Spartacus too! AND I'm Gay!!!!

LOL! What idiots the FReepers be.

[kodi]

61. I knew Spartacus, Spartacus and I were friends. you're no Spartacus!

with apologises to lloyd bentsen, and none at all to dan quayle

[GimmeDANEger]

18. I wanted to be mynameischrisheinz

but it was already taken...had to settle for mynameisdane

[Wilber_Stool]

19. Will the real Chris Heinz

Please stand up. Damn, I knew it was him.

[bowens43]

21. It's me

[realcountrymusic]

26. Oh no you don't, it's me

Really. I'll prove it:

3 ripe tomatoes, pulped
pinch of salt
teaspoon of tabasco
teaspoon of pepper
half cup water

heat slowly over low flame for 30-45 minutes, stirring constantly, until reduced to the consistency of loose stools. make sure tomatoes are completely blended in. DO NOT BOIL.

fill bottle to just below neck-ring. screw on cap.

sell, oh, one hundred million bottles per year.

buy a large estate and make the world a better place.

watch your step-daddy kick Shrub's ass back to Midland.

RCM

[AnIndependentTexan]

22. BTW sorry about bad spelling in post

I have had a stomach virus all day. I'm currently in bed in my pj's resting well. This is why I moved my computer right next to my bed a long time ago. Even though I am resting I can still search the web. I just can't help it if more mistakes then normal slip by.

[dweller]

42. go over there and

tell them you've found him.
post the link to this thread.

we'll be waiting :7

gws!
dp

[Catch22Dem]

24. Here ya go, freeper morans

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=132865

14 whole posts in an entire year...wow!!!

[TexasChick]

25. Gee, freeptard...you're a regular Sherlock Holmes!!!

Is there someway we can put these retards out of their mysery? I mean, it musn't feel too good to be the most inept dips in the whole world!!!


Jennifer

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

27. He's hot! Looks a lot like JFK, Jr. to me.

[AgadorSparticus]

77. wow, that is one GOOD looking guy!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

28. Dammit, I'M Chris Heinz!

Because I think I am. I'm very existential. ;-)

[tnlefty]

125. Better knock it off with the big words like existential.

You'll cause a cranial meltdown.

[Doohickie]

30. No, I'M Kris Heintz!

I mean, um... Cris Hintz

No, ah... Chriss Hinze

Hang on... um.... Chris Heinz!

Umm.... I blew it, didn't I?

[Octafish]

31. Hey, Freeping Lurkers!

Glad you're here learning something.

[Aunt Anti-bush]

32. Hi Chris, Hi Elizabeth!

We're all rooting for you! :hi:
Can you tell?



:yourock:

[NWHarkness]

34. I'm Chris Heinz and so is my wife!

[txindy]

35. See? We ALL are

:think: We just type very, very fast. :hi:

[olddem43]

36. Look, I met Chris Heinz once -

and you are no Chris Heinz.

[AuntPatsy]

37. Well Chris, if you do post here, I have a twenty-two year old

daughter recently single again (thank you God) and other than picking the wrong guys to fall for, and having a Bush can do no wrong Republican father is quite intelligent and knows otherwise, also in other ways, extremely personable, fair and comely and is definately voting Kerry Edwards, she may be daddy's little girl but she is definately more apt to think my way...

;-)

[dweller]

38. DAAY UM. . .Chris Heinz has like 2 dozen DU aliases!

i'm tellin Skinner.


dp

[WillyT]

39. I'm... #57 !!!

And Chris Heinz too!!!

:silly:

[iamjoy]

40. Now I Feel Guilty....

I've posted all these lustful thoughts about John Edwards! Mrs. Edwards I don't really mean anything by it! I'm happily married, this is just for fun.

And then there are the remarks we made about Cate the time there was the picture of her in the short skirt.

Oh man, I didn't think they really read this stuff!

[cheshire]

45. Redemtion can be made by finding 10 people to vote K/E. EE

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

51. Shit

now I wonder if I ever posted about wanting to lick Edwards' face.

Oh DAMN there I go!

ROFL!

[seabeyond]

54. bwah ha ha ha ha ha

that was just the funniest

ya well, i have been nice to em all. dont need any hail mary's

[iamjoy]

72. LOL

:9

[incapsulated]

41. Chris Heinz is an Urban Myth

He doesn't even exist. Everyone knows this. (I am Chris Heinz)

[George W. Dunce]

44. I am Spartacus!

OHHH sorry wrong movie.

[cindyw]

43. Heah freepers chris heinz's DU name is....

Chris Heinz

[LTR]

46. Jenna Bush is a DUer

If you believe the rumors.

[Lefta Dissenter]

73. yeah,

remember that freeper troll "partygirl?" I bet THAT was Jenna! (and yes, I AM Chris Heinz! :hi:)

[DemBones DemBones]

106. I remember her, called her on some things she claimed. nt

[johnfunk]

47. Attention Adam_Ass, EllaMeano: I AM CHRIS HEINZ

You gotta problem with that?

[A-Schwarzenegger]

50. Busted.

I feel so much better already.

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

52. OMG

no!!! Not EVIDENCE that other Heinz/Kerry/Edwards family members use DU????

NO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!! IT WOULD RUIN US!! !I MEAN THEM!! I MEAN US!!!

(I'm Chris Heinz ya bee-otches.)

[Roland99]

53. OH NOES!!!!!11!11!!1111!!

A member of the Heinz family uses teh intarweb!!

Whatever shall we do???

[incapsulated]

57. They suk!

those punkas thinks there so smart! But Bush is gonna pwnd Kerris ass on friday! bush is teh roxors!!!1

[Rowdyboy]

56. Being Chris Heinz is hard work!

I should know...I was Chris Heinz in a previous life

[HootieMcBoob]

58. I'm Chrissie Hynde

Just to confuse things...
And I demand that Rush Limpballs stop playing my music on his show the great fat druggy that he is!!!
:silly:

[Hailtothechimp]

59. Life sure is great when your name is Chris Heinz (like mine is).

And on the off chance that Chris Heinz actually reads this, keep up the good work, my man.

[LTR]

60. Well if they want incriminating Chris Heinz posts...

...here goes. And oh so incriminating:

ChrisHeinz (14 posts) Wed Jul-07-04 11:11 PM
Original message
What a Great Day


Hi folks at DU,

Chris Heinz here. I am recently arrived at home after a wonderful two days in Pittsburgh and Ohio. I am so very excited by the selection of John Edwards that I almost dare using caps and outsized font in the subject line. There are just a few thoughts, nothing to intimate, that I wanted to share.

1) I am so proud of Jim Johnson, Mary Beth Cahill and JK for saying they were going to be discrete in selecting a VP and following thru. Execution for our campaign needs to be tight, and it was. All three of those people are truly powerhouses.

2) It's wonderful, truly wonderful, to have companions outside of my own family, on the same team, in a similar role. I very much look forward to getting to know their family better.

3) I think it is especially invirogating for JK to have a partner. I think it will be more fun for the both of them then the primaries. Looking over the photos of today's events, John was smiling so much.

4) We win Ohio, we win the election.

5) Jack and Emma may be the two cutest kids I have ever met. And dammit, I know some cute kids.

Good Night.

Democrats in 04

cdh

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=572566

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ChrisHeinz (14 posts) Fri Oct-01-04 08:49 PM
Original message
Proud of JK


Hi Folks,

Chris Heinz here (JK's silly stepson). I just wanted to check in as myself on DU and say how proud I am of John, of our emerging communications team, and everyone on DU and other blogs who let our voices be heard thru our collective actions.

JK hoisted progressive, good america on his back last night and changed the story line in the election. And now the terf is favorable. Let's keep the pressure up this last month. I hope you are as proud to support him as I am.

Thanks,

Chris

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=948258

[incapsulated]

63. As the freeper said...

"It explains a lot"!

[missjudy6]

120. Is this a joke?

does anyone else find it doubtful Chris Heinz posted these?
"i know cute kids" and full of spelling/grammatical errors

[Maestro]

62. Hey did that guy call us nutty!

The horror. A freeptard, arrogant, ignorant, in-bred loser calling us nutty.

[txindy]

66. He WHAT?!

We, Chris Heinz, take offense at that. All of us. :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi: :hi:

[David Zephyr]

68. LOL!

You made my day, AIndependentTexan!:)

[seabeyond]

70. AIndependentTexan .............have you checked to see if they

have found this thread................curious if the are boiling at their own stupidity

[AnIndependentTexan]

85. haven't found any post about it yet on them seeing it

However you know that they are bound to be lurking over here and anyone of us can watch to see if they do. It could be my bad spelling due to stomach virus threw them off.

[progressivebydesign]

71. I'm Chris Heinz, too!

We're ALL family members of the Heinz/Kerry/Edwards family here!! Yep. We're one BIG happy family.

[DoYouEverWonder]

74. I hear there are at least 57 different

Chris Heinz's on DU. So far we've found about 20 of them. I wonder where the rest of them are?

[Lefta Dissenter]

75. Will the REAL CHRIS HEINZ

please stand up!!!

[Cha]

76. That's me..

Chris Heinz..

[ChrisHeinz]

78. BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Did I scare them?

[Zero Gravitas]

82. Yes you did!

Please wish John good luck from all of us a DU for Friday. Kick Bush's sorry butt AGAIN!

Kerry in a LANDSLIDE!

[AnIndependentTexan]

83. scaring freepers is pretty easy cause all you have to do is tell the truth

[incapsulated]

84. That's not him.

Impostor!

I know Chris Heinz, and you're... not.

(I am Chris Heinz)

[merh]

86. Don't ya just love the internet!!!!!!!!!!

Hey Chris Heinz :hi: we love your step dad and your mother is wonderful. Please tell the Edwards family and your step dad and mom and family that we are behind them ever step of the way.

So proud of you guys! :yourock:

We are here when and if you need us!

You are cute as a button too!

Ooops forgot! KERRY/EDWARDS in a landslide!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[incapsulated]

88. And another thing....

Tell the Johns we love them and they kicked serious butt in the debates. Even though you couldn't possibly know them because you are not Chris Heinz.

(I am Chris Heinz)

[txindy]

89. **THUD!!**

You scared ME!... Well, whaddayaknow? We really ARE Chris Heinz. :hi:

One very important point: Don't let Jack or Emma Claire see that Barney picture up top. Nightmares. Forever. Seriously. :scared: ;)

Keep up the awesome work and all the best to JK and JE. I haven't had this much fun or been so impressed in an election since... well, ever. I mean that. :toast:

[Lugnut]

90. ROTFLMAO!!!!

Dear GAWD I hope so. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[juajen]

Hey, Chris, are you just trying to build up your posts?

LOL. We love ya kid. Come back soon.

[bling bling]

93. Wow

:loveya:

[tblue37]

94. Holy Cannoli--

You just gave me a heart attack! Don't sneak up like that!

[Moonbeam_Starlight]

96. Oh my goodness

that scared ME!

Hi Chris Heinz. Please tell your mother for me I think she is AWESOME and she ROCKS.

Rock on Momma T!!!!



Kerry-Edwards 2004, Kicking Neocon Butt and Taking Names

[nonconformist]

107. Be sure to tell your mom and step-dad that we think they're wonderful!

:loveya:

[DemBones DemBones]

111. LOL, good job, Chris!

Tell your folks hi from us! :hi:

[bloom]

126. LOL

:hi:


:bounce:

[July]

127. Oh, they're scared.

Proving that Heinz, Kerry, and Edwards family members post here is important to them in uncovering the nefarious plot to . . . um, I dunno, got any ideas?

Throw us a couple of bones about how the campaign's going, PLEASE?

Your mother is incredible, hope to meet her one day.

[blue neen]

128. ChrisHeinz, we are extremely proud of all of your family.

Please tell Senator Kerry that he is looking stronger every day. We can't wait until Nov 2!

We in PA also can't wait until you decide to run against Melissa Hart (better yet, sancimonious Santorum)!

[Zuni]

87. What is this dork going to do with this 'evidence'?

I didn't realize that Chris Heinz couldn't post here.
Those Freepers are truly retards.

[yellowcanine]

91. I know Chris Heinz. Chris Heinz is a friend of mine. You are no Chris

Heinz!

[yellowcanine]

92. I have never met Chris Heinz until today!

[Contrary1]

95. One Thing's For Sure...This is NOT Chris heinz

[West Coast Democrat]

97. I saw Chris on Al Franken's show on the Sundance Channel

he is very articulate and attractive.

[evilqueen]

98. Chris Heinz #46 here.

Hi Mom!
Love you!

:)

[West Coast Democrat]

99. His "DUmmy" name is ChrisHeinz!

Duh!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=132865

[incapsulated]

101. Look UP! ;o) n/t

[West Coast Democrat]

124. I knew ChrisHeinz back when he was under 10 posts!

[Tansy_Gold]

102. This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen on DU

so I'm kicking it for the early morning crowd.

[pauliedangerously]

105. Agreed...VERY funny.....

No, I'm not Chris Heinz...I'm G. Gordon Liddy. Ummm, can you give me directions to the Watrgate Hotel?

[Carla in Ca]

108. It is time for bed. This is the last thread to read and

it is so funny, I'm wide awake again!
I don't care who is lurking, hi:hi: and just let me say I feel sorry for you on the other side. You are as boring as your web site:boring: and losers come November:bounce:
We are smart, we are funny, we are winners:toast:
Now that I have said my piece, sweet dreams, DUers:grouphug:

[Oak2004]

114. Good to bump this one

I, Chris Heinz, have been busy having top secret meetings with ultra-liberal terroristic special interest stem cell cloning laboratories, financed of course by the liberal media, in order to discuss the production of additional Chris Heinz clones, so that we can register us all to vote, in an act of massive Democratic Party vote fraud from which only Katherine Harris (or any of her clones in Ohio, Minnesota, Missouri, Michigan, ...) can save America.

Meetings like this (not to mention composing run-on sentences like this) are hard work (pardon the expression). Had you not bumped this, I, Chris Heinz #56.121415926, might have missed my chance to say hi :hi: to the Freepers.

Sincerely,
Chris Heinz

[LibertyorDeath]

104. Hey pass the Heinz

[DemBones DemBones]

109. Hey, ELizabeth, let's do lunch sometime! I like your spirit and

I know about growing up as a too-smart girl and military brat in the 1950s and 60s. Like you, I also married a man who came from a civilian family and didn't want to move every year or so! Such culture shock it was to enter civilian life. PM when you're going to be in Georgia and we can hang out. Screw this having a beer with the candidates meme -- I don't make a habit of going drinking with other women's husbands! But I'd love to chat with you.

:hi:

P.S. I'm glad you went onstage after the debate and told Darth Cheney he was wrong about never having met John Edwards. Ann Coulter was on MSNBC tonight claiming Cheney forgot because John is so unnoticeable -- hah! -- and because he meets many people who are more significant. I know he meets a lot of people, but how many of them are senators who are a threat to the future of the GOP? Silly old Dickie.

[Hawkeye-X]

112. Is it my turn to be Chris Heinz yet?

Is there a place to sign up to be Chris Heinz for the day or what?

[FredScuttle]

113. I'm Rick James, bitch

oh yeah, I'm also Chris Heinz, too. Didn't I blow your mind this time, didn't I? Boogity-boogity!

[LosinIt]

116. No, I'm Rick James! Actually, I'm Elizabeth Edwards

Get it, look at the name. Those freepers are always on my ass about my ass, damn them! I'm Elizabeth Edwards, Bitch!

[Dem2theMax]

115. Am I the only person on here who ISN'T Chris Heinz? BUT,

my Mom is actually related to the Heinz family. True. It goes WAY back, but she's really blood related.

So HI, I'm not Chris Heinz, but I'm family. (will that get me an introduction to him? ;) )

[sherilocks]

117. My Name is Elizabeth Edwards

and I read DU.

[npincus]

118. Chris Heinz: I LOVE your Ketchup and Bush is a DICK

and your mama is a class act

[Killarney]

119. I'm Tiger Woods

[txindy]

121. Oops. Read the memo

It's Thursday. We're all Will Pitt today, remember? Unless you work for the Assoc. Press, in which case you have a time machine and are currently working on the results of tomorrow night's debate. ;)

[ArkDem]

122. Would upsite be closer to the home directory?

[merh]

123. Was it Heinz ketchup that used the Carly Simon song

"Anticipation" several years ago? Seems so appropriate for this campaign and for John Kerry, the 44th President of the U.S. of A., to begin his service in January of 2005.

Anticipation, anticipaaaationnnnn! It's making me wait, it's keeping me waitingggggg!

God, I can't wait.

Kerry in a landslide! Kerry/Edwards (and families) :yourock:

[leftofthedial]

129. I used to be Chris Heinz

but Now I'm Elizabeth Edwards

[CitySky]

130. We should come clean about this

and admit that the ENTIRE DU "community" is really just a bunch of family members of Kerry and Edwards using multiple aliases... and typing really fast.

Chris, my son, I'm so proud of you!

-THK

[MsTryska]

131. I'm Chris Heinz.

I only use my real name as an alias when i have important campaign updates to share.


but when i'm clowning on dubya i prefer to do it under my current alias.

:hi:

[GiovanniC]

132. I Think It's Obscenely Obvious

That I'm Chris Heinz.