I'm REALLY worried about Friday!

[jefferson_dem]

Even though chimpster had a *down* day last week, we mustn't forget that he is still a ... master(de)bater.

BIG TIME.

:scared:

[jezebel]

1. I'm very worried. Bush is so folksy and RESOLUTE. He just had a bad night

the other night. And it probably was John Kerry's fault. I mean, who wouldn't have made those faces listening to Kerry? ;)

[jefferson_dem]

4. And don't forget that he was emotionally drained after visiting with

hurricane victims. He actually had to trim his nap time down to 1 1/2 hours.

[chookie]

7. And after all...

As he told us time and time again, being President is hard work.

Apparently even being very bad at it is exhausting.

[0007]

31. junior ministered to the sick victims of the hurricane and read

bible stories to the little ones that couldn't find their parents after the storm. He worked hard being a prez, cutting downed trees with his little power saw. He was seen serving food in the soup kitchen. The Red Cross said "who was that man with a blue cape with a big yellow "S" on his chest"? One cat from Pittsburg said he saw a tall man with long hair, a beard and pretty blue eyes walking toward the mountains.

[Mortos]

32. I read he was worn out

from saving lives, rebuilding entire homes with his bare hands and he even saved an orphaned litter of kittens by nursing them from his own teats.

Now that he is not hung over worn out from single handedly winning the war on terror, he will be back to his master debater stroke in no time.

Look out John Kerry a rested borderline retard is gunning for you.


Will there b3?

[skylarmae]

2. The facts ma'am - just the facts - his record will sink him

pound the record. If he tries to lie out of any stats, by the next light the truth will also shine and it will egg him again. THE TRUTH WILL SET US FREE...

[ibegurpard]

3. Yup

We're being set up for a sandbag.
:scared:

[Pirate Smile]

5. Well, it is a town hall and we all know how he has a special way

of relating to us normal folks. He has also had so much practice with all of his tough "Ask the President" town hall campaign events.

He is an expert. John Kerry is doomed on Friday.:evilgrin:

[Free2BMe]

6. devised by a toymaker...

bush and cheney are both replicas of the GIJoe doll with the ten sayings..wind um up and they spew forth the same lines over and over..I don't now and never will understand a master debater classification for someone who cannot speak the language...if that is the kind of voter appeal that's needed...weeze in a sad state of affairs.

[teach1st]

8. Kerry lucked out in debate one..

Bush did let his emotions get the best of him during the first debate, but who can blame him after all of those Kerry lies and smears. Bush is such a plain spoken, man of God that his true light will shine through this time and Kerry will be exposed as a Mexican missionary..I mean mixed messenger.

[rocktivity]

9. Kerry hasn't got a prayer--especially if the audience starts praying

All it will take is one "wedge issue" question--just one--and Kerry will fold faster than a cheap umbrella. He has nothing approaching the natural rapport with the "little" people that Bush does. And if the subjects of abortion or gay marriage comes up, his goose is cooked!

:headbang:
rocknation

[ogradda]

10. yes what if hasn't been working as hard?

or hardly working?

[Chimpanzee]

11. Not worried in the least

Bush has no record to point to (oops, forgot the hard work @#$^) and all he can do is tell lies after more lies. Kerry has the facts, and the TRUTH on his side. Methinks this will be another embarrASSment for shrub. It's just a matter of time before the TRUTH comes crashing down on dumbass - most likely somewhere just before the election.:headbang:

[newyawker99]

43. Hi Chimpanzee!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[incapsulated]

12. They're gonna botox his face frozen!

(except for the mouth part) And then he will kill us with his dazzling rhetoric and brilliantly articulated positions!

Kerry is toast!

:cry:

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

13. But it's hard

It's hard work being a master debater along with being a cunning linguist.

[haydukelives]

33. L.O.L.

nice one!!

[iwantmycountryback]

14. He's just so likeable

And he knows it's hard work and that you can't send mexed missages. Kerry better watch out.

[Kolesar]

15. Is anything on this thread real?

or just a lesson in dry sarcasm?

[Chimpanzee]

17. I guess I got taken - I thought they were serious

But come to think of it, putting the future of humanity on a collision course to hell - that's alot of very hard work.:nuke:

[incapsulated]

18. Welcome to DU!

Or as the freeper's say: "the nuttiest site on the internet!" :crazy:

(shhhh: we must raise expectations on the chimp or all he has to do is show up and not drool to win!) :hi:

[Kolesar]

25. I don't read FR

I have an impression that there are only a few dozen people posting over there.

[incapsulated]

26. Neither do I

I don't have to because DU'ers with stronger stomachs send back scouting reports. :)

[Kolesar]

28. Those posts show up once in a while

I don't find them very useful. It would be a view of a skewed demographic. Rather like a locked psych ward.

[incapsulated]

30. Nothing there is very "useful"

But they are the darkness to our light, the evil twin of DU, and we tend to be obsessed with each other.

Anyways, they are good for endless comic relief.

[jefferson_dem]

21. The latter. In reality, i know chimp-boy sucks in every respect.

[Nexus7]

16. Bush will win because God is on his side!!!

After every JFK answer, the chimp will have no resort but prayer. Since he has a hotline to God, I'm afraid JFK has no hope. Why, you can see stigmata on Bush's face in an other thread!

[Horn Player Chris]

20. Worried also...

I'm just worried that, since expectations are so low for the Shrubbery, that it will be considered a major victory for him if he can just not look like a blubbering vagina. Even if he's mediocre, it will be considered a job well done by Bush.

[Nexus7]

27. Yeah, but that was true of the carnage we call the "first debate" too

It was masterful how a man with the brains of barely a chimp could have displayed such remarkable restraint as * did in debate one. JFK has probably let his guard down now! I doubt he knows how to face an enemy more cunning and persistent than the Vietcong.

[newyawker99]

44. Hi Horn Player Chris!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MO_Dem]

19. Me too

The media keeps reminding us that Duhbya is the one we'd like to have a beer with--and I'm definitely going to be wanting a beer (and another and another and another and another)when I see him.

(I wonder if some of those reporters actually have had several beers with him--maybe he really IS likeable when he's drunk? Nahhhhh, not a chance!)

[Carolinian]

22. Yep. Three strikes and we're out. Too bad it's domestic issues .

Bush is soooooooooo strong on domestic policy. I'm so upset. I won't sleep at all tonight - or tomorrow night. Please don't make me watch Kerry get eaten alive by our hard-working president.

[Doctor_J]

23. * is sort of

einstein, ghandi, and schweitzer rolled into one awesome package. i hope kerry escapes with his dignity intact.

[Nexus7]

24. I'm just worried...

... that the country may not be able to see him off with its chastity intact!

[spanone]

29. He's bad, he's bad, he's really, really bad.

[K8-EEE]

34. This Time, Kerry Won't Be Able To Use The ILLEGAL PEN!

Oh I'm quaking in f-f-fear!

LOL!!!

[David Zephyr]

35. I'm Confident In John Kerry.

Don't be scared. We have the better candidate in every possible dimension that can be measured. Peace.

[crispini]

36. Frickin SCLM... all Shrub has to do is...

show up and not actually drool on stage and he will WIN. Yes, I'm worried. Somewhat.

[WillyT]

37. I'm Literally Peeing My Pants As I Type This !!!

Mainly cause I'm incontinent, but still.

:scared::evilgrin::scared:

[realcountrymusic]

38. Terrified!

Bush will KILL Kerry. That's the ticket. Kerry got lucky against the Master deBater last time. Bush was *tired* from helping hurricane victims pick up the pieces. He was *off his game* because he *knows too much* and *didn't know what he could and couldn't say* that would be safe. He'll be rested, ready, and on fire Friday.

Don't let these f*ckers lower the bar for their boy. After all, until last week he had NEVER LOST A DEBATE!

RCM

[rasputin1952]

39. I am not worried at all...bushwilldo wha the always does...

lie, bumble of words like..."look", "Hussein", and he will conveniently forget Osama...he willblow it; the myth of bush being a debater is one of the worst mistakes kept alive by fools and neo-con vote-by-rote morans. The man is an idiot.

[Francine Frensky]

40. John is CRAZY if he shows up

no chance for a win.

[jefferson_dem]

41. kick. still way scared!

:kick:

[WilliamPitt]

42. I just peed on myself a little bit even thinking about it. Too scary.

Scary.

[Philostopher]

45. If'n Shrub wears his cowboy hat

an' one a' them blue-checked quasi-work shirts, it's all over -- he cuts such an imposin' figger. We's doomed, I tells ya' -- doomed! 'Specially if'n he wears his cowboy hat!