What happened to "Marriage Protection Week"?

[sofa king]

Last year at this time, Our Fearless Leader proclaimed the Week of October the 3rd to be Marriage Protection Week:

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2003/10/20031003-12.html

I cynically predicted that there would be another this year, just in time for the elections.

Of course, about this time last year I was convinced that the Republican Party was quietly infusing the Howard Dean campaign with cash--fattening the calf so that it could be sacrificed on the gay marriage altar.

But really, why is the President failing to protect marriage as he so bravely did last October? Or is it next week?

[gumby]

1. The expiration of the assault weapons ban

made it possible for the manly-men to protect their own marriages.

[cheshire]

2. He's afraid Gay's will be offended and take AKAs and kill him.

[gauguin57]

3. I think they couldn't find a place to celebrate the event ...

... because of all the gay-union receptions being held that weekend.

Take that, you bigoted Bushies!

[DRoseDARs]

4. Was over-shadowed by Britney's druken LV marriage...then immediate divorce

:)

[Morning Dew]

5. Up next, Mayday for Marriage October 15th, 2004

http://www.maydayformarriage.com/calendar.aspx

probably a Dobson event.

Followed by:

October 22th, 2004
America For Jesus Rally at Washington D.C.

[NightOwwl]

6. He's too busy practicing his love

with women all over the country.

It's hard work, dammit!