"Treasure of the Iraq Oil Fields" by GW Bush

[Mr_Spock]

Treasure of the Iraq Oil Fields

How I failed the "Global Flip-Flop Test" and became "French"

By GW Bush

"I love this new book I wrote. Here are some of my favorite quotes from my new book I wrote - I even added the parts in parenthesis all BY MYSELF!" "See, I IS learnin'!"


"Bin Laden? We ain't got no Bin Laden. We don't need no Bin Laden. I don't have to show you ANY stinkin' Bin Laden!"

"WMD? We ain't got no WMD. We don't need no WMD. I don't have to show you ANY smokin' WMD!"

"Proof? We ain't got no proof. We don't need no proof. I don't have to show you ANY stinking proof!"

"Rights for prisonors? We ain't got no Rights for prisonors . We don't need no Rights for prisonors . I don't got to have ANY stinkin' Rights for prisonors!"

"Combat pay? We ain't got no combat pay. We don't need no combat pay. I don't have to give you ANY stinkin' combat pay!"

"Bids for contracts? We ain't got no bids for contracts. We don't need no bids for contracts. I don't have to show you ANY bids for stinkin' contracts!"

"Allies? We ain't got no allies. We don't need no allies. I don't have to have ANY stinkin' global approval (before I kill)!"

"French? We don't like no French. We don't need no French. I don't have to have ANY stinkin' French friends (even though they saved our ass a couple of times)!"

"Integrity? We ain't got no integrity. We don't need no integrity. I don't need no stinkin' integrity! (Lying get's you elected!)"

"Truth? We ain't got no truth. We don't need no truth. I don't have to tell you ANY stinkin' truth!"


Please add more - there is so much good material...

[BeFree]

1. 9/11?

There was no emergency until there was an emergency.

I learned a lot on 9/11. Did you know goats make good pets?

'Course 9/11 scared me. It scared you too, I'll bet.

And so we are at war. If we had stopped the hijackings, we'd never be at war, so that's why we invaded Iraq because Saddam knew those hijackers and he was dangerous, too.

So now we are at war, a war that will never end, a war that we can never win, but with Halliburton on our side, we think we will, uh, fight the terra.

:puke:

[Mr_Spock]

2. huh?

What?