Jr's brain will explode Friday

[shockingelk]

Not Rove, but his actual gray matter.

He will get questions he likes and questions that make him angry.

The guy cannot control his emotions very well when angry ... an hour and a half going back and forth will do him in.

He'll say something like "Why can't you be nice to me like the last questioner? I'm the PRESIDENT!"

He will either curse a blue streak or crumble in sobs and tears. Being president is soooo haaaaaaaaard. Whaaaaaaaa! :nopity:

[Pegleg Thd]

1. We can only hope

that is what happens... Are they going to have the boys with the straight jacket handy to cart him away???:grr: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[cali]

2. I wish people would stop saying this

all bush has to do for the MsM to pronounce him as the winner is perform marginally better than last week--and let's face it, it would be hard for anyone, even the twerp, to do worse.

[jrthin]

5. Well, we can hope, can't we. nt

[shockingelk]

7. Think about it ...

The Bush campaign is ...

Don't vote for Kerry
Iraq is wonderful
Don't vote for Kerry
We're winning the war on terror
Don't vote for Kerry
The economy is wonderful
... etc

Jr broke down when his opponent challenged him - I do think Bush still tries to live in a world where the paupers don't criticize him and he has a 77% approval rating.

Being challenged by "normal" people is something Bush has never had to deal with ...

The back and forth between questions he likes and ones he doesn't is going to break him down worse than Kerry did!

[Birthmark]

3. Nah. Bush will win this debate easily.

This is his format with his audience and his moderator. Besides, he's won all but one debate, that being the last one with Kerry. It was a fluke. Kerry doesn't have a chance against Bush in this one.












































;) Shhhhhhh!

[theorist]

4. Shucks! Why can't Rovie explode, too? n/t

[punpirate]

8. Because the Bushies...

... are so environmentally concerned that they won't let him... think about the pollution such an explosion would create. :P

[soothsayer]

6. Well, then it'll be a tiny little explosion.

[Ilsa]

9. They'll put him on valium or clonidine "or something" to

keep him mellow before the show.

[punpirate]

10. What I'd really like to see...

... is for Kerry to walk up, shake Bush's hand, and while keeping a good grip on his hand, pat him on the back to see if he's wearing a receiver.... :P

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. ***Attention Lurking Kerry Campaign Operatives***

We have a winner!! Make it so :evilgrin:

[BootinUp]

11. Close, but actually it will deflate like a whoopie cushion

PLBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!

gone.



:evilgrin:

[JuniorPlankton]

12. No, Kerry has no shot

* is a masturbator, sorry, master debater, he will teach Kerry a lesson.
Kerry should be happy with a draw.

;-)

[shockingelk]

15. Honestly, it will be easier for the Repubs to spin ...

Jr will likely have some pat answers to give a few questions, and his supporters will spin it as those questions being the only important ones, and all others being partisan attacks.

But I do think his anger factor will be higher ... he'll have to either pharmaceutically calm himself down so much he won't perform well, or he'll yell or cry - or both!

[AntiCoup2K4]

13. Would the Secret Service be obligated to beat the shit out of a citizen...

...who made the pResident cry?

Or who made his head explode, for that matter?

How about it, Agent Mike??

[disgruntled_goat]

16. when "his head asplode"

it'll be like a Gallagher show for the first few rows.

the truth: giant wooden mallet
I'll let yall fill in the rest...