Does Newsday know something we don't?

[TwilightZone]

http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/ny-ustown1008,0,6652504.story?coll=ny-top-headlines

Headline: Final campaign face-off Friday night

Final? Hmm....

Yes, I realize that Newsday ranks somewhere below the National Enquirer in the hierarchy of news publications, but I found it funny that they would publish something this inaccurate.

And, they do mention the third debate next Wednesday, so I'm not sure what the headline really means.

Apparently, neither do they.

[Shoeempress]

1. Chimpy plans to skip last debate and send in Everyone's favorite crabby

uncle, Crashcart.

[TwilightZone]

4. Who will promptly have a heart attack, at which time Bush will

nominate Guiliani as the VP candidate.

October Surprise! :P

Or Colin Powell.

Ok, maybe not Colin Powell.

John McCain?

[Shoeempress]

7. OOH, I love that scenario. Think we can make that happen somehow?

[Paradise]

2. I believe that Newsday does not care for the *!

:shrug:

[liberal N proud]

3. Maybe? this also from article:

"Bush tries to lay on the rolled-up sleeves charm, with carefully screened audiences tossing questions sometimes no tougher than whether he shares his father's disdain for broccoli."

What do they know about the audiance selection?

[Out the Parasites]

5. Surprise, surprise, surprise (Best Gomer Pile voice)

The media will give Bush points for just showing up, but it will not be enough.

Let's talk about the other times Bush hasn't shown up...

[Out the Parasites]

6. Headline: Kerry shows up for debate...Que Crickets

Roll Call.

If Bush doesn't go to last debate, Kerry should show up...answer debate questions...then when it's bush's turn...pan to empty chair, que crickets