"Jenna thanks Bush campaign workers in Albuquerque" (KOBTV.com)

[LearnedHand]

"ALBUQUERQUE (AP) - President Bush’s daughter, Jenna Bush, thanked New Mexico campaign workers and volunteers and asked them to get the vote out November Second for her father.

"She made the comments in Albuquerque today during a rally that drew about 100 to the New Mexico headquarters of the Bush-Cheney campaign.

<snip>

"She says her father is down-to-earth, open-minded and has a sense of humor.

"She says he encouraged her and her twin sister Barbara to develop their own opinions."

http://www.kobtv.com/index.cfm?viewer=storyviewer&id=14188&cat=HOME

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She then took off all her clothes, did a pole dance, and performed several table dances for volunteer attendees. Blech!

[lancdem]

1. Open-minded???

Right ....

[tomfodw]

8. He's open to sharing his coke with her, and he doesn't mind if she uses it

[NWHarkness]

2. 100 people

Really packing them in, huh?

[LearnedHand]

5. ROTFLMAO!

I noticed that, too! What a rock star!

[JI7]

14. i burst out laughing when i read that part

[kerryin2004]

3. no blowjobs??

I would expect at least a blowjob, everyone else has gotten one from her.

[da_chimperor]

4. Wow, only 100?

That's pretty pathetic, even for the bush campaign.

[LearnedHand]

10. Maybe the entrance exam was too tough?

Sample Exam:

"Declare your loyalty: who do you want to be president?"

"Uh, er, um...."

"Well, then. Out you go. Not the right answer to get in HERE."

:shrug:

[da_chimperor]

11. I wouldn't be surprised at all . . .

Or if only 100 of the 200 people coming to see her knew how to write their name.

[tridim]

6. develop their own opinions?

Excuse me.. Hahahahahahahaha... hehehehehehe.

Hahahahahaha.. :crazy:

"We.. Love our.. Dad. huh-huh-huh.. He is really.. down.. uhh.. to earth. huh-huh-huh heh heh"

[AspenRose]

13. I was wondering if that was 'codespeak' for "We're going to vote

Democratic to spite him."

[Politicub]

7. Subhead "Top campaign workers get chance to pledge loyalty to her muff"

[kixot]

9. I'd wouldn't even stay for the table dances.

Jenna's the REALLY homely looking one.

[NC_Nurse]

12. Uh, was that Jenna Jameson?

Or Jenna Bush?

Never mind....;)

[MissMarple]

15. Y'all should be embarrassed. You are better than this.

Reading through this stuff left me feeling like I need a bath. She's a lightweight, so lay off. It makes you look like bullies.

Now, don't make me come over there. :evilgrin:

In other words, I understand your motivation, but I think you can direct your efforts in a far more creative and effective direction.

Please.

[LearnedHand]

18. Um, did you read the article about the Naked Club?

The *twins DON'T NEED us to make them look ANYWAY; they do it to themselves without a bit of help from us.

(But thanks for the gentle reminder that we are better than the Pukes.)

[MissMarple]

21. They were on CSpan last week with Granny Bush.

It was so sad, they all sounded like eighth graders at graduation.
And they are ADULTS! They have no public speaking skills, so why are they speaking in public?

[Gman]

16. So how much was a table dance?

Was the table dancing like a fund raiser?

[LiberalFighter]

17. She says her father is down-to-earth???

Like when he falls to the ground after choking on a pretzel?

Like when he falls off the Sega?

Like when he falls off his dirt bike?

[ShaneGR]

19. 1. She is very good looking 2. Only 100????

If she was Kerry's daughter, we'd have at least a 1000....

[BUSHOUT]

20. yum yum

She then took off all her clothes, did a pole dance, and performed several table dances for volunteer attendees.

Yummy. It's funny, over at freerepulsive any post about the twins has about 20 obligaroty pictures of them. And of course, the slammin' of the Kerry girls.