None of the above?

[lil-petunia]

The humor list of the former candidates for GOP slot for senator of Illinois:

Jack "family values" Ryan
Steve Rauschenberger
Judy Baar Topinka
8 draft choices to be named later
Da Coach
Ted Nugent
Dr. Andrea Grubb (Put this bottle up your @$$) Barthwell
Homer Simpson
Mickie Mouse
Wile E. Coyote
Fred Flintstone
Barney Fife
Martha Stewart
Saddam Hussein
Abraham Lincoln
Ronald Reagan
Adlai Stevenson
Ozzie Osborn
Sean Hannity

and still, the ILLinois GOP cannot find a dupe stupid enough to take on the senate campaign in Illinois. The birthplace of the GOP has become a national joke. If it weren't for the criminal indictments on the other side of the political fence, this state would not have one republican left. Even the formerly redneck counties of DuPage and Will have thriving democratic numbers.

So, today's CLTV commentary suggested that some in the GOP are seriously considering leaving the office open. Anyone have a white flag? No bigger, and a long pole, please.

[tcfrogs]

1. You forgot Ronnie Woo-Woo

As mentioned in the Lounge.

[Nailzberg]

3. Ronnie better not run, I'd have to vote for Woo-Woo Wickers

The debates would suck, but the rallies would be awesome.

[mopinko]

2. i wonder if they will leave it open

then they can claim that they didn't really get beaten.

[Tweed]

4. It makes sense that the birthplace of the GOP is dead

The Republican party has nothing to do with what the 'GOP' first stood for.