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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:30 AM
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The WLS Poll - No Ditka, Now What?
www.wlsam.com

LOL

No Ditka. Now what?
>Oberweis 28%
>Other 20%
>Just concede now and spend the money somewhere it might help. 52%

I'm with 52% of the voters. Vote as many times as you want!
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notadmblnd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:37 AM
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1. They're trying to get Ted Nugent
to move down there real quick and join their club.
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 12:41 AM
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2. Who needs Ditka?
Just another putz who needs chemistry to get wood!
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alexwcovington Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 02:29 AM
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3. Dit-kha
Ok now, Who'd win in a fight, Ditka or Mike Tyson?

Ditka!

Who'd win in a fight, Ditka or the entire Chinese Army?

Ditka!

And supposing they had a bunch of nukes?

Ditka would take the nukes and harness their power to create an artificial wormhole to bring in DA BEARZ, and whup 'em all.

Alright then, who'd win in a fight, Ditka or God?

Trick question. Ditka IS God.
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greatauntoftriplets Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 09:37 AM
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4. Then by your logic....
God is a repuke. And George W. Bush has indeed been sent down by the Lord on high to save us all for The Rapture.
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jul-18-04 10:23 PM
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5. GMTA greataunt!
Luckily, he/she is not an IL voter. The majority of us are much more discerning when casting our ballots. :)
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