Constitutional amendment to ban Vikings sex parties?

[Minnesota Raindog]

Andy over at
http://www.eleventh-avenue-south.com/archives/000613.html has an interesting proposal for our favorite bigot in the State Senate:

I wonder if Sen. Michele Bachmann, or any of her anti-gay friends will be introducing an Amendment to the Minnesota Constitution to ban football player sex parties. Public figures like the Minnesota Vikings can't go around hosting sex parties where people have sex outside the bonds of holy matrimony. Vikings sex parties undermine traditional marriage, and harm impressionable children who look up to football players. And even though prostitution, sexual harassment, and public sex are already illegal in Minnesota, a Constitutional Amendment will ensure that no activist judges will overturn those laws and 'normalize' football player sex parties.

Why do the Minnesota Vikings want to undermine traditional marriage? Why do they hate Minnesota families? I look forward to the introduction of a constitutional amendment banning football player sex parties.

[Minnesota Raindog]

1. New Vikings jersey and theme song

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/getvikingscruiselines.html

http://www.phatpimpclothing.com/hi/phatpimp/images/wavs/vikings_cruise_song.mp3

[lakeguy]

2. good one!

i sent it to my gay hating MN relatives.