Normie reaching out - I'm going to be sick

[dflprincess]

Dear Friend:

I am pleased to announce that I am starting a regular e-mail update on
wide-ranging issues that we Americans face everyday. The sole purpose of this
particular e-mail is to confirm your interest in receiving important information
on a regular basis.

I chose this communication medium for several reasons:

* First, it requires no time lost to printing and mailing; it enables me to
give you timely updates on the progress we make almost as it occurs.
* The uniquely interactive nature of e-mail also allows you to receive
these important updates and, when desirable, to conveniently respond to voice
your personal opinions on the issues.
* Eliminating the need for printing and mailing enables us to reduce
administrative costs, and, as a byproduct, to help the environment by
dramatically reducing the amount of paper consumed.


By asking your permission to communicate with you via e-mail, I am making every
effort to comply with the rigid, new anti-spam legislation which I supported and
voted for in its passage. Rest assured that I will not overstep my welcome in
your in-box!

If you do not wish to receive e-mail communications from me, please remove
yourself as instructed below. If you choose not to remove yourself, I will
assume that you do indeed wish me to continue to be in touch via e-mail. Should
you wish to stop receiving our e-mails at any time in the future; an UNSUBSCRIBE
option will always be conveniently available on my website.

Thank you in advance for your continued interest in issues facing our nation.

Regards,

Norm Coleman
United States Senator


I'm especially moved by the weasel's concern for the environment.

[hatrack]

1. Crying here. No, really. Seriously, crying now.

Words can't capture my new-found respect for Normie. :puke:

[Worst Username Ever]

2. Norm can go fuck himself. I met that guy once.

Taking a leak at the urinal next to me at the St. Paul Hotel. That was during the days of his election, a few days before wellstone died. I hate that mother.

[FuzzySlippers]

3. Did you shake hands with him?

[Worst Username Ever]

4. First time washing my hands BEFORE taking a piss.

[Love Bug]

5. So, how does he plan to communicate with non-pc owners?

You know, like, poor people? Not everyone has access to a computer or is online.

Ok, never mind-- guess their opinions don't matter to such like him!

[jean]

6. would that be "Joe SixPack?" - his favorite name for working class

(who are now poor) people

[MNDEM2004]

7. He won't answer your questions anyway.

I sent a message once to him to help support Minnesota vets. His reply was everything he had done so far (which was nothing)without answering my question. Do I have to go to BUSH to ask him to have Coleman answer.

[dflprincess]

8. The line that sent me over the edge

was his sudden concern for the environment. How dumb does he think we are? :puke:

[dpbrown]

9. Form letter

Normie can't type while he's busy on the ground licking Bush's boots.

[katinmn]

10. did he write to you? what a dumb email