IronLionZion
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Thu Jun-24-04 11:11 PM
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Reality TV comes to Pennsylvania |
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I got this in a chain email from a friend:
Subject: REALITY TV COMES TO PENNSYLVANIA
Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several area TV
stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled
"Survivor: Central Pennsylvania."
The contestants will start in Altoona travel over to Huntingdon and
on to Port Royal. >From there they will head down to McConnellsburg and
over to Bedford. They will then proceed over to Somerset, up to Johnstown
and Phillipsburg, finally ending up back over in Altoona.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New York license plates and
large bumper stickers that read: "I'm Gay, a Vegetarian and NASCAR
Sucks," "Go Yankees!", "Smoking is for Idiots", "Hillary in 2004",
"Deer Hunting is Murder", and "I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"
The first one who makes it back to Altoona alive wins.
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Momof1
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Thu Jun-24-04 11:20 PM
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But at least my town isn't listed.
LOL.
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Thu Jun-24-04 11:51 PM
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2. The first 18 years of my life were spent in that area... but my home town |
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Edited on Thu Jun-24-04 11:52 PM by 1monster
of Hollidaysburg isn't mentioned.
Altoona is grim.
edit: verb tense correction
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IronLionZion
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:29 AM
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and I posted it mainly because my hometown of Somerset is listed. Cars with John Kerry stickers get keyed in these parts and anyone who says NASCAR sucks will never live to say it again. I would pity the fool who drives a pink Volvo.
There are Democrats here but they are the moderate and conservative types.
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Fri Jun-25-04 10:53 PM
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7. I told my hubby about your post |
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And he said that the Volvo's should add one more bumper sticker "I bust Crack heads"
It named just about every town near me, but mine. and Philipsburg scares the crap out of me... I won't go anywhere near there.
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IronLionZion
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:11 PM
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9. are there crack heads in your town? |
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In Somerset, people get high on brake fluid and electric fences.
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Sat Jun-26-04 09:49 PM
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11. personally I don't think so, but |
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my hubby says they are everywhere. He travels in the region alot more than I do
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Tue Jun-29-04 07:58 PM
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12. Oxycontin is the drug of choice in "hicksville" sections of PA |
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they wanna be like their buddy Rush....
Sadly I am not joking about this...Somerset County and Eastern Westmoreland County have bad problems with prescription drugs and Heroin!!!...so it is no longer a big city issue.
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IronLionZion
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Wed Jul-07-04 10:20 AM
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14. Don't forget gasoline - I've seen them sniff that in Perry County |
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how I managed to become liberal after 18 years in that county is beyond me
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Fri Jun-25-04 04:30 AM
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3. It's good they aren't going thru NW Pa. |
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esp. small towns, like corry. Cops there arrest kids for riding double on bikes! 13 cops for a city of 7500, nazis.
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Fri Jun-25-04 07:00 AM
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4. If someone were to put a sign like this pretty much anywhere in PA... |
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"I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!"
most Dems wouldn't let him/her live...this one included:evilgrin:
I guess it would pass in Philly though.
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Fri Jun-25-04 09:26 PM
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OMG. okay I just spit beer out on my keyboard. This Tipton resident thinks it's hilarious.
I volunteer to run lookout on I-99 (or should I call it the Bud Shyster highway) :D
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IronLionZion
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Fri Jun-25-04 11:07 PM
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8. alrighty then, vote for Politis |
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and I'll watch the turnpike in case they try to escape that way. The potholes and construction should slow them down.
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Sat Jun-26-04 02:48 AM
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(or should I call it the Bud Shyster highway) :D:headbang:
I could hook you up with a link...
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