Need a DeLayed laugh a la' Dr. Seuss?

[babylonsister]

http://witlist.blogspot.com/2006/01/tom-delay-denies-all-charges-as-told.html

Tom DeLay Denies All Charges (As Told by Dr. Suess)

That Abramoff!
That Abramoff!
I do not like that Abramoff!

"Would you like to play some golf?"

I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

"We could fly you there for free.
Off to Scotland, by the sea."

I do not want to fly for free.
I don't like Scotland by the sea.
I do not want to play some golf.
I do not want to, Abramoff.

edit to add: there's lots more...

[NoPasaran]

1. Brilliant!

[WestHoustonDem]

2. I love it! n/t

[jobycom]

3. Oh, wow, well done! nt

[MagickMuffin]

4. Excellent

however your link isn't working out for me. Okay, I deleted everything up to the .com, and found the poem.

Funny stuff....I especially like the links to articles to better inform those amongst us who might not know all the details. :rofl:

Thx for posting, babylonsister!

http://witlist.blogspot.com/

[sonias]

5. Thanks for the correct link MM

"Would you, could you, take this bribe?
Could you, would you, for the tribe?"

Really funny.
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Sonia
Thanks for the post too babylonsister!

[yy4me]

6. You are clever, how about something from

Green Eggs & Ham.....I do not like you, Sam-I-Am.(a little license is allowed)

[sonias]

7. Ok , yy4me you started it so we have to add to it now

I do not like your lies and spam
I do not like you, Sam-I-am
I do not like you here or there
I do not like you anywhere

Not in a House, not with that louse
Not here or there, not anywhere
I do not like your lies and spam
I do not like you, Sam-I-am

(Alito cabrito)
By the way cabrito means baby goat in Spanish. Alito would actually be too old to be called a cabrito, he's more of a cabron which means old goat literally, but a very bad word in slang.

Sonia