Capitol Annex"The Laws of Thanksgiving, 2008 Edition."If you visit your local grocery store or Wal-Mart the night before Thanksgiving, the only canned green beans you’ll find will be "no salt added."
If you’ve got some wonderful, expensive, fragrant, designer candles in your living room or elsewhere in your home and have guests coming for Thanksgiving, you’ll always have one guests who complains about the smell and goes out and puts out all of the candles. If you are especially lucky, they’ll be so aggressive in blowing them out that they’ll scatter hot wax on the walls, carpet, tables and the dog if he happens to be nearby.
The more company you have coming for the holiday, the greater chance your oven, stove, or refrigerator will go out the day before Thanksgiving. (Submitted by a reader from McAllen)
If you are spending Thanksgiving with others, there is a very high likelihood that you’ll end up spending the holiday with someone who loves to chew with their mouth wide open and, perhaps, talk while their mouth is wide open. "Accidentally" toss a glass of water into their open mouth from across the table and blame it on a nervous tick, spasm, or mini-stroke.
If you serve rolls with Thanksgiving dinner, someone will ask, "what? No cornbread?" If you serve cornbread, someone will ask for a roll or a piece of bread.
If you serve wine with your Thanksgiving dinner and are having lots of family in, chances are at least one in-law will give you disapproving looks for serving booze. Spike his/her punch.
Don't forget to read the
http://capitolannex.com/2006/11/22/the-laws-of-thanksgiving/">2006 and
2007 editions either.
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Happy Thanksgiving Y'all!Sonia