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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:22 PM
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Brian Mulroney spotted hanging around U.S. post offices
He kept licking the backsides of all the Ronald Reagan stamps he could get his hands on.


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Hobarticus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:24 PM
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1. Bom-TSSSSH!
I'll be here all week...try the veal!
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:36 PM
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2. ewwwwwwwww
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tuvor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-15-05 10:44 PM
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3. Thanks for the (bad) memories. n/t
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jim3775 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 09:23 PM
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4. Dirty cut and paste Mulroney jokes!
From some random source on google:

"Q> Why does Mila always do it on top?

A> Because Brian only fucks up!
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Q> Why can't you circumcise Mulroney?

A> Because there's no end to that prick!
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Q> What do you call an Irish Canadian with half a brain?

A> Mr. Prime Minister!
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Q> Mulroney's dick is so small (HOW SMALL IS IT??!!!!??)

A>It's so small that when Mila takes it in her mouth, she doesn't suck, she flosses!
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Q> Did you hear that they had to recall the new Mulroney postage stamp?

A> People kept spitting on the wrong side!
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Mulroney's office made a terrible error when they booked simultaneous visits from George Bush and thope, who were visiting at the same time.
"Who shall I send in first?" an aide asked.
"Send in the pope first," said Brian, "I only have to kiss his RING.""
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