Hey, you spotted dick munching imperialists! We want our sub money back!

[HEyHEY]

Those subs you sold us were pieces of crap!

*Throws snowball, runs back to Canada forum*

[Wilber_Stool]

1. Mmmmmmmm Spotted dick

Heavy on the oat meal Mom.(That should be Mum.)

[Dookus]

2. What money would that be?

the one with the QUEEN OF ENGLAND on it?!

You are SOOO owned.

[HEyHEY]

3. We'll be changing it to Dan Akroyd and John Candy as soon as I'm elected!

[carpetbagger]

4. Screw you, we don't need more electoral votes after all.

what are you going to invade us with? Tim Hortons?

We will eat you for breakfast.

[HEyHEY]

5. How about we just turn your power off and let the riots do all the work?

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. Money back? Sorry squire, couldn't do that,

it'd cause havoc in my accounting system. Look, Arthur Daley never leaves a customer in the lurch, I'll tell you what, I'll get Terry to pick you up and drop you off in Iceland. That's on your way home, isn't it? In the meantime, why don't you read the small print in the guarantee?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=102&topic_id=885241#887055

[muriel_volestrangler]

7. Hmm, I'm sorry about taking this lightly

I hadn't heard this news then:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/3722902.stm

Crewman dies after submarine fire

A crewman has died after being injured in a fire on a Canadian submarine which has left it drifting in the Atlantic.

Lt Chris Saunders was one of three men flown to hospital in the Irish Republic from HMCS Chicoutimi on Wednesday. The others are said to be stable.

[HEyHEY]

8. I hope you have a good lawyer cause ours is a real sheister

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. Well, the Attorney General managed to come up with a legal

justification for invading Iraq, so he's inventive, at least. But then that never actually got tested in a court of law.

[D-Notice]

10. He's also currently trying to make the House of Lords

agree that you can lock people up indefinitely without trial...

Anyway... did the Canadians actually expect something made in this country to be of any use? ;-)

[Briar]

11. He's simultaneously

in the High Court prosecuting an Afghan warlord for - wait for it - torture.

"However, there are some crimes which are so heinous, such an affront to justice, that they can be tried in any country."

On the other hand, he doesn't mind using evidence produced by a spot of torture to keep men in prison indefinitely without charge or trial. He also doesn't mind shaking the hands of Americans who have ordered and enabled torture.

It obviously all depends on who does the torture and who benefits.

Lord Goldsmith - the man with the flexible conscience.