UK Parties: The Monster Raving Loony Party!

[T_i_B]

A thread about everyone's favourite political party! :-)

http://www.omrlp.com/


Welcome to the home of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party! You can make an arse of yourself in any political party, but we are a political party dedicated to being a real farse to be reckoned with.

Vote for insanity, you know it makes sense!

[muriel_volestrangler]

1. A history of the Party/ies

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Official_Monster_Raving_Loony_Party

Lest we don't take party at all seriously, note:
"Despite its satirical nature, some of the things that have featured in Loony manifestos have become law, such as being able to vote at 18, "passports for pets", and all-day pub openings."

[struggle4progress]

2. "26/6/04 OMRLP consider adopting vegetables as candidates"

In the US, we don't just think about it ...

[D-Notice]

3. Can't be any worse than

having a Poodle in charge!

[T_i_B]

4. UK General Election Kick

Hands up who wants this lot standing in their constituency. :hi:

:kick:

[tjwmason]

5. A damn lot better than the other options

At least these guys won't do any real damage to the country.

[muriel_volestrangler]

6. You *know* it makes sense - from the Manicfesto...

"Any student who says the word “Like” when not grammatically called for, as in, “Hey, I’m .. Like, going down the… like, pub”, or, “I was, like, don’t do that” will be made to go and stay with George Bush for a week in order to discourage them from other stupid ‘Americanisms’. "

"We will replace the House of Lords with the House of Cards, to make it easier for the Government to deal with. "
Ouch. For that pun, I'm not voting for them after all.

"4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer."
No, they got my vote back again.