I'm a Voter. Would you please make sure my vote is counted?

[TruthIsAll]

I'm a Republican. Don't expect me at the polls until 6pm.

I'm a Woman. Don't expect me at the polls after 6pm.

I'm a Black. Don't expect me to wait on those long lines.

I'm a Republican Golfer. Don't expect me to leave the links to vote early.

I'm a RedNeck. Don't Expect me to talk to the pollsters.

I'm a Kerry Liberal. Don't you want to ask who I voted for?

I'm a Republican. I won't vote until it stops raining.

I'm a Republican businessman. I can't leave the office to vote. My
workers won't let me go.

I'm a Republican. I voted for Bush but I'm too shy to say it.

I'm an honest Pollster. Would you stop changing my tallies?

I'm a newscaster at CNN. Please don't show those exit polls yet.

I'm a Democratic teacher. I can't vote until late. But they tell me that Democrats only vote before 4pm. So I'd better leave the school now. Just watch the kids for a while, OK?

[TruthIsAll]

1. Kick for all the voters.

tia

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. I'm a soldier, let me vote by FAX days after the election closed

Just a thought...




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