Shrub's "spirit" after death: where will "it" go ?

[steve2470]

Any takers ? Some version of hell, I think.

[stray cat]

1. I'm not sure he has one

[AllyCat]

2. I'm a Buddhist and believe in reincarnation

small, undiscovered bacterium in a dungheap somewhere. Bacteria are useful and his soul can learn useful service to the entire world in this way.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. very good point

selfless service is something he needs to learn, I think.

[bitchkitty]

17. That would be transmogrification -

I beleve in reincarnation too (it makes sense) and if is, Chimpie will probably be reborn female in a country that is run by the Taliban.

[AllyCat]

21. That would be good too, but I think

when the body decomposes, the energy goes into other lifeforms, thus making it possible he could be trillions of little organisms in that dung heap...how about we make sure he gets buried in a CAFO somewhere?

[Clark2008]

26. Or a minority trying to vote in America.. eom

[sam sarrha]

19. na i think he will work it out in the Hell realms.. I am a Buddhist too,

i dont think anyone gets away with anything. you get just what you put out.. that sucker is going to really suffer bad for a long time..he built war on lies for profit... and lead many others astray into this war.

The Tibetans speak of 'Eons' of life times in the hell realms, an Eon is defined as ...

An eagle flies to Mt Meru <1000 times larger than Everest> every 100 years with a long silk scarf dangling from his beak. the eagle drags the scarf around Mt Meru one time and flies back, to return in 100 years.

an eon is the amount of time it takes to wear Mt Meru down fla tby draging the scarf on it one time every 100 years..

[genieroze]

25. If that's the case he will come back as a higher life form then he

already is. Maybe a shrub or a chimp?

[dqueue]

3. What spirit?

His essence will undoubtedly forever seep out of rove's anal regions...

[flvegan]

5. Have you seen the (albeit bad) Adam Sandler flick, "Little Nicky" where

There's a daily shoving of a pineapple up Hitler's ass, down there in hell?

Bush's job will be removing it...with his teeth.

[Hey Nineteen]

8. I don't like to play God, but

I'd hope that his soul gets a little re-education at least. I decided long ago in my theological thinking that it would be impossible for a loving God to condemn any one to eternal damnation, but people like * make me wonder...

[flvegan]

11. In all honesty, I'd actually shoot for him being

harmonized over time/lives. I don't really believe in hell, so to speak. I was going for funny.

[oneighty]

6. Spirits

are not known to exist. What is certain is dirt sleep complete with hungry critters of various sizes and appetites to recycle ones usable parts. That for a fact we do know.

There is no salvation. Now that is HELL.

180

[rumpel]

7. It will wander in between worlds, until it's picked up and undergoes

a dismanteling of energies perhaphs to be recycled...

[sam sarrha]

12. the Tibetan Hungery Goast Realm,.. actually the Buddhists have something

355 Hell Realms.. see www.buddhanet.net check out the Wheel of Life.

[sam sarrha]

9. The Shrub goes to St Peter and is about to waltz in like he owns the place

and St Peter says Just a minute i have to check the Book.. he finds that the Shrub had only done one good thing in all his life for another person..

so St Peter tells Shrub to wait and goes to discuss it with God.
.."Well God i got this guy who has only one redeeming action" God asks, 'Well what is it..?" Peter says..." his parents gave him a quarter when he was 4 years old to put in the poor box in church one Easter Sunday".. God thinks it over and rreplies,... " give him his quarter back and tell him to go to HELL."

[RaulVB]

10. Iraq. He'll be working with to rebuild...

Every damn house that US has bombed there...

[sam sarrha]

16. he will be reincarnated into every suffering he has caused for as long as

it takes for him to have heart felt grief and compassion for all he executed, ripped off.. including the old people whose pensions he destroyed with his Enron style destruction of Harken.. all the maimed bodies,painful deaths..and all those that caused to hate or fear.. all the orphans.. widows etc etc..every bad or negative thing he caused..

[catgirl]

13. He sold his soul to the devil long ago

[TreasonousBastard]

14. Two versions...

First:

A visitor to Heaven sees a wall of clocks.

"Those are the Lie Clocks," says St. Peter, "everyone has one, and each time you tell a lie, the second hand moves.

"Here's George Washington's, next to Mother Theresa's. Neither has moved even a minute.

"Here's Nixon's, next to Hitler's. Time's flying pretty fast here."

"OK," asks the visitor, "where's the Shrub's?"

"Oh, Jesus has that in his room.. Using it as a ceiling fan."

Second:

Shrub gets to the pearly gates and tells St. Peter to let him in.

"Whoa! It doesn't work that way. You first have to choose where you want to go."

So, Shrub takes the tour of Heaven and gets bored pretty fast. Not much doing there but floating on clouds and saying nice things about God.

"What about the other place?"

So, they take the tour of Hell. Shrub sees all his friends playing golf and drinking the best booze and snorting primo blow.

"Would you like to see your room? It will be vacant soon."

"Sure." And they enter a room with Bill Clinton sitting in a huge leather easy chair with videos of wars and executions on widescreen TV, and Monica on her knees doing her thing.

"This is MINE? Yeah! I'll take it!" yells the Shrub, hardly containing his excitement.

"OK, Monica, you can get up now-- your replacement is here."

[zeemike]

24. Now that was funny n/t

[pbartch]

30. good one

[demo dutch]

15. I think he'll go to a dark place long before his death, history will

not be kind!and since he's relatively young he will live to see that happen. I am convinced of that!

[mcscajun]

18. I'm picturing him with Marley's Ghost...

...trailing the longest mother-fuckin' chain you ever DID see. Doomed to float for all eternity with all the other rich, evil bastards.

[AllyCat]

20. You know, I thought you were talking about Bob Marley and

I envisioned Bush having to sit there for an eternity "not inhaling"...but he probably would cave in and light one up after 15 seconds or so.

Nah, Bob Marley wouldn't hang out with Bush's ilk

[recovering democrat]

22. DC, maybe

Actually, if I was in charge, I would like to see his spirit assigned to never leave Washington DC but to wander back and forth between the Vietnam Memorial and the future Iraq Memorial, facing the spirits of ALL the solders represented there, one at a time, forever and ever.

Maybe we do get the afterlife we deserve!

[pbartch]

23. He will go to HELL of course. He and Cheney will most likely be LOVERS!!!

[steve2470]

27. kick nt

[HeeBGBz]

28. He goes where the goblins go

Below, below, below

[LibDemAlways]

29. If there is a hell or

some version of eternal punishment for earthly misdeeds, chimp has long since earned his ticket.

[steve2470]

31. kick nt

[rumpel]

32. OK. for the next 100 Million Kalpas (lifetimes) he will live through

every each living hell he created for the people in this lifetime.
But I also think, there comes a time when he has created so much shit that he will suffocate in it, and that is living hell.

[MadisonProgressive]

33. Duh! You're really making us think tonight!

[New Earth]

34. Bush has a spirit?

:shrug:

[candice]

35. wherever Rove blows it