JoMama49
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Sun Jan-09-05 10:56 PM
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Sometimes we all need a little chuckle! Funny & Scary at same time. |
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DEAR ABBY,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit card bills. At the end of the month, if I try to pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.
Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.
Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.
Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?
Signed, Lost in DC
DEAR LOST: Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!
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Sun Jan-09-05 10:59 PM
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How funny and creative! Wouldn't that be funny if someone actually sent this to Dear Abby herself (although I think the column has gone to shit since her daughter took over, frankly).
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Sun Jan-09-05 10:59 PM
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2. Ah, yes, poor lost Laura!...nt |
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:15 PM
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3. LOL, is that real? n/t |
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:18 PM
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4. Who wrote it? Where'd it come from? |
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Sun Jan-09-05 11:25 PM
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5. It came from another discussion board I'm on -- |
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I think the Anti-Bush group although I'm not sure who wrote it.
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Mon Jan-10-05 02:59 AM
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8. That's great! Thanks for the laugh. :D |
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