Oh no. Bad news everywhere I look. We're losing this one, folks. BADLY.

[Brian_Expat]

(my headline is what they're probably saying at Republican headquarters right now!)

OK, I am evil. ;)

[mindem]

1. Poop Head!!!

[Brian_Expat]

Sorry, I couldn't resist

The news is just too good so far, had to temper it a bit. :)

[Chichiri]

2. You evil person.

I hope you voted.

[Brian_Expat]

4. Voted absentee from Europe weeks ago :) n/t

[Kal Belgarion]

3. Lol!

My heart skipped a few beats.

But I'm in too cheery a mood to get mad. :)

[NoodleBoy]

5. cock.

[obreaslan]

13. That was the word that I was going to use....

[NoodleBoy]

17. I think 'dick' is still unclaimed.

[Brian_Expat]

20. Naw, my dick is claimed these days. ;) n/t

[marew]

6. Almost had a heart attack!!!!

[sister moon]

7. They are probably saying, "Don't worry about Florida, boys

you know Jeb's got things fixed up for us there". I shudder at the thought, but I've read the election problems threads. Someone please tell me it couldn't happen twice.

[Barrett808]

8. Anybody following the reaction over at freeperville? n/t

[Brian_Expat]

10. They're claiming "massive voter fraud," everywhere. No joke. n/t

[Barrett808]

14. Sad, but predictable.

Let 'em prove it in court.

[zanana]

23. Awwwww

They'll just have to "get over it".

[mrbassman03]

26. Homeless people paid in crack to vote dem. - Rove

On Fox News last night, something along those lines. Too disgusted to look at him, let alone listen.

[Geek_Girl]

12. I was

But all the good stuff keeps getting pulled.

[ProfessorGAC]

9. So, You Think That's Funny?

All right, it was funny. It had me nervous. Either i was completely off base, or you were. Thought i was going to have to scream at you.
The Professor

[AlCzervik]

11. asswad!

like i'm not already about to shit and puke at the same time!!!!!!

[Norbert]

15. Go to your room.

Almost had a code red in my cubicle.

[CitySky]

16. Yup, Brian.

Just like those debates, where the Master Debater got the better of our man Kerry. ;)

[amber dog democrat]

18. You are evil NT

:)

[kdmorris]

19. I think I just had a heart attack

I was trying to figure out what you were talking about before I clicked, because things are looking rather optimistic (for us) right now.

Thank you for lightening the atmosphere a little.

Now go stand in the corner for scaring us!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Redroach]

22. 12th Voter in 17th Precicnt La Crosse, WIS

1 Straight Demo ticket.

One straight to the black heart of the BFEE.

[cubsfan forever]

21. Yes, you are evil! :-) n/t

Professor 2

[UrbScotty]

24. SLAP!

;-)

[llmart]

25. I am on pins and needles here.......

You are awful to do that to me. The ole' ticker can't take it much more.

[AuntieM1957]

27. Arggh!

So where do I send the bill for my emergency cardiac care visit!

Laughing -but still clutching my chest!

[bamacrat]

28. man you scared the crap out of me

im sitting here at work not doing my job, just cruising DU and i read that, damn man i started to get that queezy feeling you get when someone gives you bad bad bad news.

[jdots]

29. Shecky will do the jokes here thankyou ! n/t

[Silverhair]

30. OK. You made me look. N/T

[coreystone]

31. Tease!....

;-)

[Hoosier]

32. mother fucker

You got me BAD...just blew outta work, fired up the box & hit DU only to see your post.

You are truly a MF. You should be proud!

Fuck 'em.
Fuck 'em all!

[Wols]

33. That's cold dude

[sundancekid]

34. consider yourself bitchslapped ... you are so NOT amusing

[JPace]

35. May the bird of paradise drop its load on your head

[tommyleef]

36. ZOGBY is final predicting Kerry 311 electoral votes

http://zogby.com/

There is a Holy God and He is Good!

[Buck Rabbit]

37. Mods, put him in time out for 30 minutes.

No Smores for you!

[ElsewheresDaughter]

38. oh you jerk :D.........jk

:7

[Politicub]

39. LOL! Stop that!

I'm such a bundle of nerves this evening. Thanks to DU for keeping me sane!!

:bounce:

[Catchawave]

40. I've raised teenagers....

...so I knew this was a bogus thread! You a*hole...lol.