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A CleanBlog Investigative Report
California Teachers Association of Endorsement
of Republican McPherson Unraveled
Sacramento, CA: The California Teachers Association stunned political observers last week by endorsing the reelection of Republican Secretary of State Bruce McPherson. McPherson was appointed by Gov. Schwarzenegger to replace Kevin Shelley after he was driven from office over allegations of financial improprieties, charges later rebutted and rejected.
Since assuming the Secretary of State position, McPherson has routinely ignored problems with voting systems and acted in ways that indicate to some he is less than committed to honest elections. Finnish security expert Harri Hursti was scheduled to perform a test on Diebold equipment. After Hursti performed a successful hack in Leon County Florida, McPherson hastily cancelled Hursti.
McPherson also ignored blatant violations of state procedures. Diebold patched machines all over the state just before a recent primary election. This violation of state law has become a
cause celebe for
GuvWorld, a voting rights activist who made the case for violation of state law. McPherson has yet to look at GuvWorld’s evidence or even send a state bureaucrat to investigate.
Our investigative reporter, wend deep cover and discovered a shocking story about CTA that will change the face of California politics forever, perhaps American politics as well.
Please fasten your seat belts. We’re about to take off. Far beyond anything GuvWorld had uncovered, mere violations of the California State Code and civil rights, CleanBlog revealed a sinister conspiracy that controls the minds of key California teacher association board members.
Using his vast connections with corporate America and the Burning Man Foundation (sponsor of Bohemian Grove gatherings), Schwarzenegger personally recruited
Professor Kevin Warwick of Britain’s University of the Holy Scripture. Warwick is the world’s leader in adaptive human chip technology. This was the critical point in the plot to drive the Golden State into oblivion through perpetual Republican victories. The victories will be delivered by McPherson in his role as Secretary of State.
Warwick simply made his technology available and Disney Imagineers did he rest. They created a simple signaling program that allowed McPherson to broadcast instructions to CTA board members at the time of their meeting in Sacramento last week. The message was simple, “Endorse McPherson…Endorse McPherson.”
Chip Shot But how were the teachers lured into this insidious plot? Teachers were encouraged to participate in the Teachers in Space program. This brilliant but evil ploy took advantage of the burning desire or many teachers to go into space.
Teachers in Space Web Page.
Note the control characters Teachers simply clicked on the web site to take a survey and the subliminal programming began.
The unassuming chip implantation van.
Coming to a neighborhood near you? They were told to report to a mobile chip implantation van that would show up in their neighborhood based on the teachers sick days. Friendly school administrators, who are often latent Republicans, cooperated by reporting substitute teacher assignments.
Chip control central for CTA board disguised as a
centralized voter registration database. Once installed, the chips were controlled through a simple broadcast system disguised as a centralized voter registration database. When the teachers gathered at CTA headquarters for their endorsement meeting, the signal was sent: “Endorse McPherson…Endorse McPherson.” A parallel signal was also sent, “Resistance is Futile.” Sources tell CleanBlog that McPherson actually controlled the database and made the broadcast himself. The source who witnessed the event said McPherson would take several deep breaths before each broadcast of instructions and then laugh uproarioiusly. “It was as though he was the only person in the room,” the source reported.
CTA Endorses McPherson: the end of politics as usual The historic shift in Democratic Party alliance by CTA cannot be explained by any political logic. This is a first. CTA watchers are stunned, while teacher members from across the state are protesting loudly.
When asked why the “chipping” resulted in only one endorsement, a Republican for Secretary of State, our inside man said, “When you control the Secretary of State, you control the voting. When you control the voting you control the entire government. All candidates are beholden to you, regardless of political party. We will soon complete the transformation of American politics.”
Resistance is Futile!!! 
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