(Edited for typo.)
... that the machine I use to buy a parking ticket in a lot near a popular restaurant, and the new automated check-out systems in grocery stores, work with amazing accuracy -- as opposed to the voting machines we're all faced to use. They give me the correct change, and then a computerized voice even wishes me a good day.
The joke's on We the People, and I'm going to share a joke I once heard that seems to sum up the topic of this thread nicely.
A man is on a road trip and keeps seeing signs for "Grandma's Place," with pictures of "hot" women, scantily dressed. Like the Burma Shave signs we used to see on the highways (dating myself here by referring to those signs and using the word "highways"), the provocative signs continue to appear every few miles.
Finally, Joe Tired Traveler decides to check out Gramdma's Place, pulls into the parking lot, sees the front of a large edifice with a stairway that goes up to about the third floor (with no access for the first or second floor). There's a place to insert cash into a machine which delivers a plastic entry card for access through the large and ornate door at the top of the stairs.
Joe climbs the stairs, inserts his card, pushes the door open and steps out into darkness and a quick plunge to the ground. Picking himself up and dusting himself off, he turns around to see the back side of the structure, where there is a brightly-lit banner which says: "Congratulations. You have just been screwed by Grandma."
It's just about that bad that We the People are being screwed out of our votes by every excuse in the book about those damned voting machines. "We can't afford to use machines that will assure a reliable vote count" is right up there with becoming sane a la George Orwell:
“You are a slow learner, Winston,” said O’Brien gently.
“How can I help it?” he blubbered. “How can I help seeing what is in front of my eyes? Two and two are four.”
“Sometimes, Winston. Sometimes. they are five. Sometimes they are three. Sometimes they are all of them at once. You must try harder. It is not easy to become sane.”
We're being had, and the sound of silence on this subject by *both* of our Dem candidates is positively deafening!