The "Magic Ballot" Theory...

[nostalgicaboutmyfutr]

All the odds against a Bush win after the exit polling...the problems with waiting in Dem precincts...the simple fact that bush being a total ass, and a complete idiot....

makes me think that he won the election....if you believe in the "Magic Ballot" theory...

yeah right.....actually it was all those "Magic Ballots" that won the election...work and do all you can to make elections transparent, verifiable, and believable.....

[shesemsmom]

1. shrub is not an idiot

he figured out a way to steal 2 elections and idiots can't do that. He is a maniacal calculating murdering tyrant. Did I leave anything out?:evilgrin:

[RB Proud-Marylander]

2. Actually - Rove is not an Idiot

:-)

[katmondoo]

4. That goes on my next sticker

I was very tame is printing "Bush Is A Murderer" This will now change
Thanks

[LisaL]

7. Shrub probably works very hard to just figure out

which shoe goes on which foot every morning. As for the election business, others must have figured it out for him.

[shesemsmom]

8. you are right

I forgot he hires the brains since he can't buy any for himself lol

[RB Proud-Marylander]

3. Makes Sense to Me...Magic Ballots

Why didn't we think of that???

[RC]

5. Since god talks to bu$h or bu$h hears god talking in his head

(same thing),shouldn't they be called Miracle ballots?

[nostamj]

6. didn't you hear Randi Rhodes?

IT'S A MIRACLE!!! I MIRACLE I TELL YOU!!!

[rzemanfl]

9. Karl Rove and the Miracles (apologies to Smokey Robinson)

Rove and Cheney would not tell Bush about the stolen votes. They know he is so stupid he'd probably let it slip. I am sure that Bush thinks he won, that people like him and that Jesus loves him "because the Bible told him so..."

At some point in the near future, roughly half the country will be convinced that Bush stole the election (again) and the other half will believe that he didn't and that all the animals on the planet came from Noah's Ark, that the Grand Canyon came from the biblical flood and that if they could just find a red heifer for the Jews their Saviour would return or alternatively, that they are so rich that they don't have to care about anyone else.

[RB Proud-Marylander]

10. You're Right!

Bush actually believes he has a mandate...

The man admitted he doesn't read the papers. He gets his news from Karl and Condi. They tell him only what they think he needs to know.

[seito]

11. That must have been Rove lurking behind the "grassy knoll"

:wow:

[buzzard]

12. Gore believes Bush is plenty smart.

http://www.truthout.org/docs_04/102004X.shtml

[buzzard]

13. Gore weighs in on Bush's intelligence and religious perspective.

http://www.truthout.org/docs_04/102004X.shtml