Kick this as if your life depends on it Here is your Bill of rights world.

[Cowboy Joe2k]

This is the Key to winning the machine war.

Write in Peace! every one. Demand paper Ballots. Wright in Peace. That is the only thing it matter we hope for now. If neither one of them have values Vote for peace on paper ballots and make damn sure that they are counted because if you do this You will have proof that their wrong. I just beat your game Sucker.

Give us back our Human Rights Now. Please! Can we Change the Channel?

enough with the terror warning. Tell every one you know to wright letters to Santa for world peace, because this is possible now!Include this whole thread. I want every one to know just what it is you could have given them. I want them to mail this thread to their children, and their children's grand children and your grand children that the only way you will ever have peace is if you constantly write in Peace as a Candidate.

Game over you lose you damn Machine.

Print that. Copy that this is your Freedom people Send this to your Friends and neaibors. This is the last chance for peace. They know this is out their, and they know that if they can keep deviding you they can continue to conqure you. So the only way they will ever silence you now is to kill you. Demand a vote for Piece. Every body just put down your wepons take a step back and tell your comunitys to vote for peace. This is the only way we will take down this monster and we must do it now!!!

Send this to every one. it is My gift to you people. Humans %100 democracy. Thease Machines will never rule our scociety.



Print that before they try to kill you again. send it to all Human kind.

[Name removed]

1. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[Lerkfish]

6. LOL...I was thinking the same thing...

either english is not the native language, his spell checker hiccupped, or pass what you're toking, sounds good.

[Cowboy Joe2k]

22. This is cohearent you can not silence the truth any more.

This is how we will take back our country wright in Peace. In Every Election. From this day forward. That way when our stupid So Called leaders Try to blind side you again, you will have proof that he cheated. You can not silence this truth!

Check mate.

[Stand and Fight]

25. I would respond

But the MODS are slapping hands.
I'll just politely say, "Right on dude! Good job!"

[Lautremont]

26. Ah, yes! Check and mate.

Well played.

[mainegreen]

29. write you are.

Pawn to bishop twelve in 3 easy moves for rightous action. They see the board but kant sea teh plan!
The pruf is in the puding. Spred the wurd!

(this is fun!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: )

[Stand and Fight]

31. stop it

lmao... Really, stop it guys. The mods deleted my post -- they'll be after you guys next.... lol... Oh god, you guys are killing me.

:crazy:

[mainegreen]

33. i suspect it is near to locking.

This thread, while immensely fun, has nothing to do with the election nor is it a coherent discussion.

[Cowboy Joe2k]

65. Email this page to every one.

Kick this. This is all we hoped for this is what the world needs tied up in a bow. For the holiday this is what the world needs now. entire world Peace. Kick this if you ever thought you were free. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...2&mesg_id=79652

Kick this every chance you get least you wine up kicking the damn thing for ever. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...2&mesg_id=79652

Kick this. this is the one little bit of information that can save the world.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discu...2&mesg_id=79652

I may have bargained a solid argument to avoid getting stuck in this damn contraption.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. The truth is as strong as zeus, and thats whats wright!

[Cowboy Joe2k]

61. what ever you think what ever you say or do this is my argument

Per the discussion in the thread at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... I performed a *preliminary analysis of the proportion of the population served by vapor voting to the combined total of the population served by all voting methods, given by the thread at http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.ph... .

Never give up your right to vote as a human!

[mainegreen]

2. Kick it?

Maybe bury it before some FReeper links to it as proof we all smoke too much.

[The Doctor.]

3. Ummm... Thanks?

But if you have something coherent on this {issue?}, I'd love to hear it.

[asthmaticeog]

4. Keep thease machines off my scociet, Mr. MAAAAAAAN!

[RandomKoolzip]

5. Never post while tripping.

I feel like I'm reading the wrapper on a bar or Dr. Bronner's soap: "All New! Game over you lose you damn Machine! All One!"

[asthmaticeog]

13. Dilute! Dilute! OK

[RandomKoolzip]

16. "Hundreds of household uses! All one God-creator! Dilute! Dilute!"

"Wright in Peace! every one."

[eyesroll]

7. Nature's Time is Cubic and perceptual.

Linear Time is wrong and suicidal.

Cubeless education - is a deadly evil.
Cubeless educators are evil bastards.
Humans are dumb, educated stupid,
and evil.Ê They don't want to know
Nature's Cubic Order of Creation.

http://www.timecube.com/

[LoZoccolo]

9. How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday.

Malarkey? or Effective Way?

http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/ref=cm_reviews_dp_seemore/602-2655005-2976645?asin=0595094724&alt%5fview=custReviews&frombrowse=1&coliid=

[Cowboy Joe2k]

62. Dont bother with target, love your family love your neaibor. it is

the only chance we fricken have. Demand your right to Vote for piece. Put them all on paper balots and make them count them. Fairly and Justly.

[Solitaire]

8. Cowboy Joe2K

I very much appreciate your sentiment and understand, but you do need to do a better job of communicating in writing.

In Peace,

Solitaire :)

P.S. If you would like some help, PM me anytime.

[SomthingsGotaGive]

24. Dear Solitaire.

You are kind and polite.


My instinct was to LOL until I read your reply.

Even if the poster was trying to poke fun your reply make us all look very good indeed.

[Solitaire]

43. Dear SomthingsGotaGive,

It's the thought that counts.

:)

[jjmalonejr]

10. All your base are belong to us

or something to that effect.

[blue sky at night]

11. If you are not kidding........

then just one little tiny suggestion. When posting notice some nice buttons just below the window where you type your comments/suggestions/lunatic ravings: One is marked "Check Spelling" the next is "Preview" then finally "Post message". These little tools will go a long way toward making all of us look less moronic (moranic). I would try the "Check Spelling" just for fun. I am not getting on you man, I know (I think) your heart is in the right place. We all learn at our own pace, after all, the English Language is a bit difficult at times.

[RandomKoolzip]

12. I'm nominatin' this for the frontpage!

WHO'S WITH ME??!?!

[Stand and Fight]

15. ......Stunted laughter.....

I'm at work right now -- literally trying my damnedest to NOT laugh out loud. I'm failing... miserably.
Sheesh... Talk about "coo coo for cocoa puffs"!

[mainegreen]

14. The scary thing is he edited this.

What did he notice that needed fixing so much more than what he left behind?

[Cadence]

19. LOL! That's what I was thinking!

:D

[tandot]

32. He/She changed "...never rule our scociet" to "...never rule our scociety"

I guess one could call that a first step. :evilgrin:

The "Check Spelling" option is extremely useful. I am by all means no expert and rarely post anything without taking the time to spell check first.

I doubt, however, that correct spelling would make the post easier to understand.:crazy:

[Beware the Beast Man]

17. Join me or die! Could you do any less!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

49. Lucky Power Wash!

[asthmaticeog]

51. I am disrespectful to dirt!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

53. I banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts

[IAMREALITY]

18. Thank You Cowboy

I now more then ever understand the need for the whole 'No Child Left Behind' initiatives...

:smoke:

[Cadence]

23. LOL! Stop! Stop... you guys are killing me!

I think I peed a little!

:crazy:

[Tace]

20. Cowboy Joe2K -- What Country Are You From?

I get the impression that you are from a country other than the United States, with a language other than English as your first language.

Thanks for your advice and encouragement. You have a very interesting and colorful way of writing.

Cheers.

[Lautremont]

21. Instructions for use of Fart Bag

1. Do not tear this package.
2. Find the object.
Break the small water-bag inside the packet which will be full of air immediately. Drop the bag beside the object.
3. When bag pop and air.
4. Eating prohibited.

[Stand and Fight]

27. I gotta get outta here.

I can't take it anymore.... :silly:

[Beware the Beast Man]

28. Transmission-out:

[RandomKoolzip]

30. Light blooming ground flower and step away with loud report

[troubleinwinter]

34. I think this supports your theory:

'Twas Brill 18, and the slide the poems
did shy or Ann Kimball in the way:
All men's he were the board golds,
and the mall morass upgrade.

"Beware the jobber walk, my son!
that jobs that bite, the clause that catch!
beware the job job bird, and shine
the from his band or snatch!"

He took his four poles awarding hand:
long-time demand some though he sought --
So rested hee by the Tom Tom tree,
and stood a while in thought.

Hand, as in a fish thought he stood,
the jobber walk, with eyes of flame,
Came with link through the told you wood,
and Burr bold as it came!

1, 2! 1, 2! and through and through
the four pool blade went sticker snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
he went along thing back.

"And Haskell slain the jobber walk?
come to my arms, my been a boy!
old friend just day! Kailua! Palais!"
heat your cold in his joy.

'twas Brill 18, and the slide the toes
did gyro Ann Kimball in the way:
All men's he were the board golds,
and the mall morass upgrade.

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

35. Peace, Cowboy Joe, and it is wonderful to know

That your heart is in the right place.

[TruthIsAll]

36. Country Joe, We are with you. Spell check next time.

This is the Key to winning the machine war.

Write in Peace! Every one. Demand paper Ballots. Write in Peace. That is the only thing that matter's which we hope for now. If neither one of them has values Vote for Peace on paper ballots and make damn sure that they are counted because if you do this you will have proof that they are wrong. I just beat your game, Sucker.

Give us back our Human Rights Now. Please! Can we Change the Channel?

Enough with the terror warnings. Tell every one you know to write letters to Santa for world peace, because this is possible now!Include this whole thread. I want every one to know just what it is you could have given them. I want them to mail this thread to their children, and their children's grand children and your grand children say that the only way you will ever have peace is if you constantly write in Peace as a Candidate.

Game over you lose, you damn Machine.

Print that. Copy that this is your Freedom people. Send this to your Friends and neighbors. This is the last chance for peace. They know this is out there, and they know that if they can keep dividing you they can continue to conquer you. So the only way they will ever silence you now is to kill you. Demand a vote for Peace. Everyone just put down your weapons, take a step back and tell your community's to vote for peace. This is the only way we will take down this monster and we must do it now!!!

Send this to every one. It is My Gift to you people. Humans 100% democracy. These Machines will never rule our society.

Print that before they try to kill you again.

Send it to all Humankind

[Helga Scow Stern]

64. Kindness too, not just Truth.

[spooked]

37. Santa in 2008!!

We can still trust Santa, can't we??

[RandomKoolzip]

38. If this is our strategy for winning "The Machine War...."

Then we are well and truly fucked beyond belief. We are no match for the Machines.

[spooked]

42. Sorry, the holiday spirit got the better of me!

I'm still putting all my hopes and dreams on KERRY in 2004!

This election is NULL AND VOID!!! Let's RE-VOTE!!!

[Stand and Fight]

44. Yep

I feel that is the only way to bring this thing out of dispute -- only this time with no machines!

[Stand and Fight]

39. My Interpretation of the Poster's Message

This is the key to winning the war against the machines.

We should all write our congressmen and demand paper ballots. Everyone should write separate letters. This is the only hope that we have for now. If none of our congressmen have morals then none of them will ensure that paper ballots are used and make sure that they are counted. Paper ballots will be our proof of fraud. We'll beat them at their own game.

Give us back our right to vote now. Please! Can't we make a change?

Enough with the stupid alerts and terror warnings. We should tell everyone we know to write letters in the interest of world peace because it is possible in our life times. Enclose a copy of this thread with the letter. I want everyone to know just what it is that you have contributed to this effort. I want them to mail this thread to their children... In essence I want a chain letter to get the word out.

This way we'll defeat the machines.

Print this thread. Copy it because it is your freedom. Send it to your friends and neighbors. This is the last chance for peace. People know that peace is available, and they know that if they can keep us divided they can continue to conquer us. The only way they will ever keep us quiet is to kill us. We should demand a vote for peace and that everyone lay down their weapons. We should step up and tell our communities to vote in the interest of peace. This is the only way we will overcome Bush and we must do it now!!!

Send this to everyone. It is my gift to DU. Humans deserve 100% democracy, and the machines cannot be allowed to rule our society.


Print this message now before they try to kill you again. Send it to everyone.

[RandomKoolzip]

40. This is my interpretation:

"HELP!!!!!!"

[Stand and Fight]

41. Come on guys... Be nice now.

Obviously English is the poster's second language. Once you interpret it, it's a very meaningful message. Maybe not sophisticated in delivery, but it is very meaningful.

[IAMREALITY]

45. Hey Stand,

Why so PREACHY? So far the ONLY post in here I've seen deleted is YOURS!!!!!

hehehe

(remember last night? hehe)

[Stand and Fight]

52. LOL...

You got me, you got me... Caught red-handed!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

47. My interpretation-the dreaming eyes of starfish lie in the meaning of war

thus the only way to win is by forgetting to dream of starfish

[crispini]

50. No, no, you're wrong.

Here's my intepretation.

"Vote for Peace on paper ballots and make damn sure that they are counted because if you do this you will have proof that they are wrong."

and this: "the only way you will ever have peace is if you constantly write in Peace as a Candidate."

The poster is telling us, that in a future election, we must all write-in the candidate "PEACE," preferably on paper ballots, and independently tell someone how we voted so that the totals for the candidate "PEACE" can be verified against our self-reported totals and we can see whether or not fraud has occured.

That's my take anyway.

Unfortunately, since "PEACE" is non-corporeal, I'm not sure what we'd do if we actually managed to get he/she/it elected.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

54. Terror is non-corporeal yet people voted against it somehow and continue

to wage "war" agin it!

[crispini]

55. Oh yeah.

Chavez does indeed Speak The Truth. ;)

(Like you don't hear that joke All. The. Time. Sorry, couldn't resist.)

[Tace]

57. I Was Thinking He Means That If We Elect Peace Into Every Office...

Then eventually, we'll be done with all politicians and, well, we'll be living in peace. Sounds like plain old anarchy. I can dig it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

46. "The iris blooms from the blood he let flow" - The Helicopter Male

[Donkeyboy75]

56. Purple. Monkey. Dishwasher.

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

58. Humans need piece voters to defeat machines - what don't you get?

:shrug:

[blue sky at night]

59. Thanks and hot damn that was fun!!!

I haven't enjoyed a thread this good since "stopthemorans" asked us to vote for our favorite duer. you guys are awesome, thanks for interpreting, i knew damn well he had a good message.....it just got garbled in transmission.

[Cowboy Joe2k]

60. Print this this is the information you all need this season.

This is history in making one way or the other. do you ever want control over it?

[Tuddie]

63. Mason Williams couldn't have said it better. n/t

[Cowboy Joe2k]

66. Kick this, and if you don't I will take over.

I will rule your entire population for ever. Demand your right to change the F**king Chanel, and hold the rains of this Giant F**king planet. you know not half of what we are capable of, how can you deny us our rights.

Get off of my planet if thats what you want to play with. Death and destruction why do you imagine that that is what we want. that is what this is about. Our right to achieve our potential. We don't give a shit who the puppet is but please give control the the Humans. we earned it by building it. and there is so much more that we can do.

Make our world better please! Kerry wone the debates. tell your pupet spinners that.

[LoZoccolo]

68. Do you think we could stop the world and let off all the fools...

...and let 'em go live with their guns in the sky?

[Cowboy Joe2k]

67. Vote no on WAR!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

69. NO ON WAR!!! NO ON WAR!!! NO ON WAR!!! NO ON WAR!!! NO ON WAR!!!