***OH MY GOD!!!! CLAY AIKEN IS GAY!!!! (As if I give a crap either way :^)

[codjh9]

(News headline on Yahoo's main page right now)

[PDJane]

1. *Yawn*

[kenny blankenship]

2. But you can take comfort in knowing that Zac Ephron isn't gay anymore

really he's not.

[Glorfindel]

4. Nor is Tom Cruise

Seriously, I mean it, he's NOT!

[Bake]

3. And in other news, water is wet. Fire is hot. Republicans lie.

Stating the obvious.

Bake

[GodlessBiker]

5. Kathy Griffin has known this for years.

[ropi]

7. can't wait to hear her comments

i know she'll be cracking us up for hours! <3 Kathy!

[erpowers]

9. Cannot Wait

I cannot wait to see her do a new comedy show and talk about this issue. I think it is going to be so funny.

[ElboRuum]

6. Words cannot express the depth of my apathy...

Wait... hold on... there is one. This information is soporific.

[PDittie]

8. Lindsay Lohan, too.

Now that, I care about.

[Crowman1979]

10. Who is next? Richard Simmons? (gasp)

I will be shocked if we find that out! :sarcasm:

This gives me an idea for a comedy sketch. A blatantly gay man admits to his family about his sexuality, they react like it is no big deal. And then he gets all dramatic about their lack of negative reaction. Has any professional or amateur comedy troupe ever attempted that yet?

[4lbs]

11. In other news.... Barack Obama is black!

Article about this shocking secret to follow soon.

[Iggo]

12. It should've been detected...

...by even the most rudimentary Gaydar.

Liberace all over again, it seems.

[geeyourharesmells]

13. Glad to know my gaydar is humming along...

(Gee, that was a bombshell...)