Sarah Palin offered big money to appear in porn film

[GoneOffShore]

Source: The Vancouver Sun

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has received her first job offer since failing in her bid to become vice president of the United States, and it comes with a large cash offer. Florida-based porn director Cezar Capone has offered to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film production.
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To sweeten the deal, Palin's husband Todd has been offered a co-starring role in the production, for which Capone would be "prepared to kick in an extra $100,000," and a new Arctic Cat snowmobile.

Read more: http://www.canada.com/vancouversun/news/story.html?id=b3293cec-74e9-455a-b0c9-7fe07c95dc95

[daninthemoon]

1. I'd pay a dollar to see that.

[Roy]

6. Nah...... I'll wait for the .torrent.

[Warren Stupidity]

25. why? it would be on the intertubes in days for free

[BadGimp]

45. I'll cover us both dan

can we start a naming contest please?

Pluggin the Palin

Her Presidential Staff

I'd better stop, I could do this all night.

[unblock]

55. "nailin' palin", of course

[alterfurz]

63. Hickey Mom...

or as seen elsewhere on DU:
Cockey Mom
Palin Rider
Northern XXXposure
Idickarod
The Oval Orifice

[drgonzosghost]

46. Yeah, now that she's no longer relevant I can admit this.....

DAMN she was hot. Seriously. Hate every issue she stands for, and I think that would make for a really fun angry night. Kinda like doing that Romulan chick from the original Star Trek series.

[kenny blankenship]

2. WOW That is so insulting but yeah I would probably pay to see that.

I mean, what I mean is yeah I'm sure there's probably a market for that.

[Why Syzygy]

3. She is perfect for that project. Her intelligence meets the requirements. nt

[TheEuclideanOne]

5. Never thought that I would hear that.

But you are right.

[mr_hat]

4. EXPLOI... No, wait.

[Shardik]

7. Bad business decision. He couldn't pay me $2 mil to watch it.

I'd rather see 1950's donkey porn. And I don't want to see that.

[Hawkeye-X]

8. There is a 1950's donkey porn?

I learn something new every day..

*Googles*

[Ken Burch]

11. What would PETA have said about THAT?

:wow: :wow: :wow:

[FarLeftRage]

9. No real skills required...

she certainly has plenty of practice to play the part so well... :rofl:

[undeterred]

10. Did they offer to create a part for McCain?

:hide:

[Ken Burch]

12. Even German porn wouldn't be kinky enough for a McCain appearance

(at least, from what I've heard...from someone who heard it from someone else...that they barely knew...years ago...)

[L0oniX]

15. McCain will play the part of the old man on the Benny Hill show

[Ian David]

50. No, but George Romero offered him a part as a zombie.

[MilesColtrane]

13. She can easily make more money than that fucking America.

She'll be back, along with her brainless hordes, in 2012.

[paparush]

14. There's already a porn flick called "Who's Nalin Palin?"

I don't have direct knowledge of this, of course, I've only heard of it through the intertubes.

[pitohui]

16. she'd be an idiot to turn it down

$2 million to have sex on screen w. your own fuckwit hubby and he gets $100K and a snowcat?

where can i sign up?

my hubby says we in louisiana don't need the snowcat, can we get a boat instead?

hello? anybody?

my hubby is not a fuckwit but maybe they call it "acting" for a reason? he can lick his lips and look stupid for a $100K bonus! :-)

[Blasphemer]

29. Nah... 2 million is not nearly enough

Playboy has given lesser celebrities 500k to 1 million for posing nude. An authentic Palin porn would be worth way more than they could afford to pay her.

[daninthemoon]

17. And after the money shot.... a big wink. You betcha.

[WiMu]

18. Oh I hope she does it

It would ruin any chance she has at running in 2012. As an Atheist I finally found an issue I would be willing to pray for.

[curse of greyface]

19. Yeah I think that duck is already legs up in the pond. nt

[MannyGoldstein]

20. I'd Kick In $100 For That

I wouldn't actually watch it - too disturbing. But it would cause much gnashing of teeth on the Right.

[unkachuck]

21. the Maverick Does Wisilla....

....I too would pay to see that....

....hey C-barbie, if you do the porno and make the 2 mil-plus, as an added bonus, my friends and I will vote for you the next time you run for prez in 2012, gauranteed....we can't say 'no' to a lady....

[olddad56]

48. How about Tina Fey does New York, starring Sarah Palin.

[kmdemqueen]

22. That is gross

I would never want to see that women naked even if I watched those things.:puke:

[scarface2004]

23. indecent proposal!

perfect post campaign failure career move!

[denem]

24. And don't blink.

[OxQQme]

26. Porked by a Moose

:evilgrin:

[freeradicalm]

27. You Betcha!!!!!

;) was the reply!!! ;-)

[jdadd]

28. Maybe they could use

The sound track from her Miss Alaska swimsuit competition...:rofl:

[ben_meyers]

30. Gee, I wonder how much they would offer Michelle Obama

of course that wouldn't be funny here would it?

[not fooled]

32. Um, the difference is...

...that Michelle Obama projects too much intelligence and class, not to mention a sense of decorum, to be sought after for this type of project.

Ms. Palin, on the other hand, seems to inspire naughty thoughts in the mouth-breathers, which is why Mr. Astute Producer is after her. :smoke:

And I have good evidence for this--I belong to an online trading chat room densely populated by testosterone-riddled males. During quiet trading times, Ms. Palin is a HOT topic for these guys. They were heartbroken when she lost. Ever heard the term MILF? :eyes: I sure hadn't until Caribou Barbie came along.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

34. "MILF" was around long before Yukon Barbie entered the national stage. (n/t)

[not fooled]

36. I'm sure it was around...

...just not a familiar term to ME.

Excuse me; I must return to the convent now. :)

[WorseBeforeBetter]

39. Bless you, my child. :-)

Well, there is this MILF:

http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index.php?s=8e3dd2c4376007d5f67719430322e80b&act=attach&type=post&id=1615

Moron I'd Like to Forget!

[ben_meyers]

37. Oh now I get it, thanks for the explanation

I guess I have just been brainwashed by my wife and 4 daughters into thinking that attempts at lame, childish or vile humor at the expense of someones gender, race or handicaps weren't very progressive.

Silly me.

[not fooled]

38. I would feel more as you do...

...if Ms. Palin didn't work it to the max with the winks and wiggles.

I think she exploits her appearance and sex appeal to the max, in lieu of a grasp of anything more significant.

Hence, I don't feel at all abashed at ridiculing her for substituting smarm for substance.

[ben_meyers]

40. Oh, I absolutely agree

It's kinda like she was asking for it by the way she dresses and stuff. Where have I heard that argument before? I'll remind my daughters to wear them burkas tomorrow.

[not fooled]

44. I'm neither referring to her being attractively dressed

nor saying that she deserves to be subjected to unwanted sexual attentions. But consider her persona and public behavior and then tell me that she isn't workin' it. And, in the absence of anything more substantive, that is all there is.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

33. I don't think it's funny that they offered Yukon Barbie.

But I guess I'm odd man, er, woman out.

[qwlauren35]

66. I would laugh at the very thought.

Just because it's so improbable.

It's kind of like asking Barbara Bush. You just wouldn't do it. Not that Michelle LOOKS like Babs, but the idea of asking either of them is equally ridiculous. Nor Laura Bush. Nor Hillary Clinton.

Michelle NEVER set out to be a sexy hockey mom with high heeled red shoes, thriller jackets, and WINKING. Palin set herself up for this. (Another clue that Palin wasn't a feminist.)

I'd add that I don't think anyone would be dumb/tacky enough to tag Michelle as a FLILF out loud, even if they entertain it as a private fantasy. She simply hasn't done anything to deserve that kind of disrespect.

Now, the really sad thing is that if someone offered that kind of money to Cindy McCain, her husband would probably be very PROUD! I really hope she smacks him around in private.

[not fooled]

31. Hey, she's already rehearsing her entrance!

from http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2008/11/sexy_sarah_pali.php

At the GOP convention in St. Paul, Palin was completely unfazed by the boys' club fraternity she had just joined. One night, Steve Schmidt and Mark Salter went to her hotel room to brief her. After a minute, Palin sailed into the room wearing nothing but a towel, with another on her wet hair. She told them to chat with her laconic husband, Todd. "I'll be just a minute," she said.

Straight out of a bad porno screenplay. :eyes:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[4lbs]

35. I'd think $2 million isn't enough for her. That would only finance a dozen shopping sprees.

n/t

[Swagman]

41. what a turn off ! then again there's no accounting for taste..I suppose

the Karl Roves of this world would be salivating over this porn film :puke:

[AlCzervik]

42. he should donate that money to planned parenthood, i can't stand Palin but please

this is insulting.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

43. The McCain/Palin ticket was like a porn film

without nekkid people.

[Rocknrule]

47. Unfortunately, this is the only type of "drilling" she is qualified for

[truthisfreedom]

49. And the only insult in the offer? Calling it a "snowmobile." Cue the media: "It's a snow machine!"

Bwahahahaa.

[file83]

68. LOL

[Gullvann]

51. Why post this sexist crap??? (eop)

[Shardik]

52. Come on, now.

It would be just as odd as if someone had offered McCain or Bush big money to appear in a porn film.

Damn. There I've done it. Ruined my breakfast. :)

[Gullvann]

53. Not to me. I am tired of seeing women demeaned in this fashion

Then again, I am Scandinavian. We don't treat women this way :-(

I bet you too know the difference.

As for Bush and Cheney. Peter Jackson should leave the Hobbit project.

Afterall he did a pretty good job on McCain:



:-)

[Xenotime]

54. fap fap fap

[d_b]

56. arrgghg

[PfcHammer]

57. Effing awesome. Damn she was a hot

-. She needs to open her own
pRons website now that she has
the publicity. If she charged maybe
$20/month, she be set. As a candidate
and human being, she's a total failure
of course.

[Snarkoleptic]

58. With a cratering political career and no other skills

I suspect she'll end up giving handjobs for a nickel down at the bus station.

[bitchkitty]

59. WOW

What is this, tit for tat? No pun intended.

I don't care what she's done, I don't care what party she's from. Let's all jump in and make jokes about females, shall we?

:sarcasm:

Edited to place sarcasm icon. This thread is revolting.

[Gullvann]

60. I agree. People need to speak up against it..

Glad you did :-)

[Alpharetta]

61. I agree too. The crudeness of the insult taints us all. It's wrong.

n/t

[Faryn Balyncd]

62. If Capone is serious, he'll offer Todd a few more Silk Boxers.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x7818888

[HopeHoops]

64. I think that would make me vomit - but she would be stupid to turn it down - wait, she is stupid.

[eauclaireliberal]

65. I think I'll wait for the book to come out

nt

[thesquanderer]

67. What I want to know is...

Who did Sarah Palin offer the big money to, and why is she so desperate to appear in a porn film?

[Kablooie]

69. YES! She should TAKE IT. Because then she will be out of politics for life.

[47of74]

70. Now who would want to see either Caribou Barbie or Todd doing that?

I think I would need the following if I saw either in their birthday suits;