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Prairiefire Donating Member (5 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:11 PM
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Receive a chain "War on Christmas" E-mail? Responses here.
Yesterday, I got a forwarded email regarding the war on Christmas ("T'was the month before Christmas"). Here are some excerpted lowlights:

Why the PC Police had taken away,
The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
The children were told by their schools not to sing,
About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
...
Something was changing, something quite odd!
Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
...
Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
Are words that were used to intimidate me.
Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
...
At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
...
So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.

Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS, not Happy Holiday,

Our Country was founded under the Christian way
To our "guests" I can say,
If You don't like it,
You don't have to stay!!

ONE NATION UNDER GOD
IN GOD WE TRUST
GOD BLESS AMERICA
JESUS IS THE REASON FOR THE SEASON WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!


Just incredible. I wrote and sent the following back. Anyone else who receives the above email, feel free to use this:

Twas the month before Christmas; with anticipation,
I’d prayed to be peaceful, I’d felt adoration.

The Good News was soon to be shouted out loud.
The Wonder, the Joy, would dispell every cloud.

The angels are singing their glorious song,
And we have the gift to join in. Sing along!

So I settled my brains, and typed on my keyboard
I opened my email, expecting warm words.

But from my computer, there arose such a panic,
I read with amazement; the writers were manic.

They’re ignoring our revels!” the fussbudgets say,
Make sure ALL say ‘Christmas’ and not “Holiday!”

"Forget peace on earth; it’s time to be critical!
Forget joy and love! Make Christmas POLITICAL!"


I had thought 'Hope,' or 'Joy,' or 'It’s time to be merry!'
But shush, I was told: “We still must hit Kerry!”

"It’s not time for prayer; it’s not time for praise!
There’s no time for that! We need more DISPLAYS."


I had learned, 'Love your neighbor; take that plank from your eye.'
But O’Reilly says "NO! Criticism must fly!"

I tried to remember what Jesus had said:
“Cease your anger at brothers before offering bread.”

No, NO!” say the emails, “Make fun! Ridicule!
The teachers, the storekeepers--call them ALL fools!”

“Choose your words carefully, choose what you say!
Demand ‘MERRY CHRISTMAS,’ Not ‘Happy Holiday!’

“Our nation’s for Christians! Yes, only for they!
If our guests don't like it, they don't have to stay!!”


That's enough! I know better! My Lord told me true:
Receive travelers, and beggars, yes, foreigners, too!

He told me to love them; He told me to care.
When they are with me, He said, “I am there.”

I closed up the email, deleted it, too.
I picked up my Bible, and asked what to do.

********

I pray the true gifts of this blessed “holy-day” season find their way to your home to warm your heart and to bring you and yours Peace on Earth and Good Will for all of God’s children.
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Atman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:17 PM
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1. That is an excellent reply. Kudos.
I'm not a Christian, and the final bible parts made me cringe, but it perfectly expresses everything wrong with the way the right wing has politicized this religious holiday. I just don't understand why people who enjoy Christmas because of Christ can't get along with the people who enjoy Christmas just because it is a tradition. To all of the bitchers, I say, it is a HOLIDAY. So have a happy one, dammit, and STFU!

:)

.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:18 PM
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2. It scans, it rhymes! BRAVO!
:applause:

I've saved it just in case.
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TRYPHO Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:24 PM
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3. Wonderful
I wish you'd added something about taking "in God we trust" off the coins*, listening to the original intent of the Bill of Rights, and mentioned the benefits of other religions to the Good old US of A, which would otherwise have about 3 million English** people and a goodly number of American Indians to match.

Great poetry - I tip my hat to you.

TRYPHO
* - http://www.restorethepledge.com/
** - fervent protestants NOT catholics
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Danger Mouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:31 PM
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4. Anyone who sends me that kind of shit...
...is getting blocked.
What a fuckin load.
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:34 PM
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5. Same here
my friends know me too well to send me such drivel.
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AwakeAtLast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 06:59 PM
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6. Wow! Welcome to DU!
K & R! Oh, and bookmarking! :hi:
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beam me up scottie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 07:02 PM
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7. K&R!
That was beautiful. :thumbsup:

Welcome to DU! :hi:
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 08:42 PM
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8. Glad to give the 5th r
and kick this to the Greatest Page!
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nicknameless Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-12-06 10:41 PM
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9. Excellent reply.
Welcome to DU :)

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eridani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 12:09 AM
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10. Maybe we should have a collector's thread for all of these
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=364&topic_id=2823897&mesg_id=2824331
teenagebambam

‘Twas some weeks before Christmas, and all thru the town,
decorations were hung over trees not yet brown.
“Why the rush?” I did muse, “to be merry and gay,
when we’ve not even set our Thanksgiving buffet?”

Yet the ‘Christians’ were out, and they dared to declare,
“You won’t let us be Christians! It just isn’t fair!
We want to hear 'Christmas' when we go to the stores,
To buy our big-screen TVs and dress our daughters like whores!”

I puzzled a bit at their public distress;
Surely Jesus would not have endorsed such a mess?
It was He, after all, who was heard to intone,
“When you pray, go away, thou shalt do it alone!” (Matthew 6:5-6)

“You have every freedom in this land of ours,
To pray in courthouses, schools, and even bars!
The problem, you see, is if you had your druthers
You’d dictate the prayers to be said by all others!”

“But our nation,” they cried, “is a Christian-y land,
We’re being oppressed, you don’t understand!
The Founding Fathers were God-fearing all,
They would want us to celebrate Mass at the mall!”

I puzzled some more, for a cursory glance
Through the History books showed a very slim chance
That the great men who founded our Nation would care
If you’re Christian or Jewish or something more rare!

Washington, Jefferson, Adams, and Paine,
State-sponsored worship they all did disdain.
One can imagine just how much more
They’d have hated religion pushed by a store!

“Besides,” then I thought, “I’m as Christian as you,
but have many friends – Atheist, Muslim, and Jew.
My ‘Happy Holidays’ doesn’t slight your belief,
But acknowledges theirs – so what’s your beef?”

But my words of good sense fell on ignorant ears,
Who continued to rail against their imaginary fears.
So to you, dearest friends, these two words I transmit;
Happy Holidays to all – even dumb hypocrites.
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:05 PM
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14. We already do
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pacalo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 01:34 AM
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11. Beautifully said -- I'm impressed!
Welcome to DU, Prairiefire! :hi:
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Maraya1969 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:16 AM
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12. I think that the one sent to you can best be described as CHILDISH
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Goblinmonger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 10:04 AM
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13. Fonda wrote a book on Kwanza? WTF?
Not only is that a shitty rhyme, it makes no sense logically. But, given the source, I guess.
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Sweet Freedom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 04:07 PM
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15. Thanks. FYI: I just added to the Debunker
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Qutzupalotl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-13-06 07:49 PM
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16. Well done.
If anyone's looking for a more snarky response, check my sig line. :7
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