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There is a threat in our midst greater than any we have ever known before. George W. Bush, Dick Cheney and Osama bin Laden combined pale in comparison to this horrible evil.
The atheist. The atheist is not like you and me, fellow Christians. The atheist does not believe in GOD and JESUS, the ONE TRUE PATH TO SALVATION!!!
Instead atheists believe in the religion of atheism. They claim to worship no God, but we wise Christians no better than that. We know that the atheist worships no other God than Science, which is just another word for SATAN (must be true, cause it starts with S as well!)
They don't bleed blood like we do, but rather a thick black substance which is poisoness to the touch and burns through solid steel.
ATHEISTS dare to say that there should be no prayer in the classrooms. Because if some kids want to follow Judiasm or Islam or whatever those other hellbound faiths are, and don't want to join in our prayrs to JESUS, too bad! Maybe the hellfire's gettin' a little too HOT for them little heretics!
ATHEISTS dare to try and keep 'Intelligent Design' out of the classrooms, and insist on teaching 'Evilution' to our children!!! They would dare teach something proven by 'science,' when you and me BOTH know that the only proof that we need is right in the BIBLE.
ATHEISTS date to suggest that America is not a nation founded on Christianity??? The founding fathers were all strict fundamentalists. I know it's true because a chain e-mail I got said so.
ATHEISTS dare to suggest that we think for OURSELVES, which as we all know, is a terrible sin. God certainly didn't want us to have CHOICES, or independent THOUGHTS, he wanted us all to be AUTOMATONS.
ATHEISTS want to take away our Christmas! They are waging war on our most sacred of holidays! How DARE they suggest that we recognize other (heathen) religious festivities that fall on roughly the same time period?? If someone wishes me 'Happy Holidays' I scream back at them 'You mean MERRY CHRISTMAS you blasphemous wretch! PRAISE JESUS!'
God forbid any of us learn to accept, love, and tolerate one another, as Jesus 'supposedly' taught. God forbid that we learn not to judge others, to be kind to one another, to be generous and forgiving. That's for pussies.
Atheists not only do all of those things, but they have recently chosen a God, as well. His name is Richard Dawkins, and he is a friend of Satan. His breath smells like brimstone. His touch can reduce rock to ash. His eyes shoot burning laser beams that melt flesh like butter. When he laughs his deep booming laugh, a puppy dies of fright.
His high priest is Sam Harris. Harris sits atop an ornate throne constructed out of the tiny bleached bones of Christian babies. He holds aloft a Goblet filled with the blood of Christian virgins, which he pauses to take a hearty swig from. His voice is as the hissing of a thousand serpents, and his tongue is forked. He eats live rats and mice.
In conclusion, my fellow Christians, do not blame YOURSELVES for the problems that exist in society. Do NOT take responsibility for your lousy life and the lousy job you did raising your children. Do NOT accept that there are other faiths, other views, that all men and women are equal, that we must live on this planet together and share it with one another. DO NOT take responsibilty, take action, or accept blame.
We all know where the real blame lies, and it's strictly with those Godless atheists. Cause, after all, there's never been an unvirtuous Christian before, but all atheists MUST be evil (cause, like, ya know, only CHRISTIANS have any morals, cause of the Bible. Morals can only be learned from the Bible).
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