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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 02:53 PM
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Conclusive physical proof of the existence of God
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 02:57 PM
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1. I beg to differ---
That doesn't look like God's handwriting to me. :shrug:

Great pic.
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 02:58 PM
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2. If he needs a copyright, doesn't that pretty much shoot down monotheism?
I mean, he's obviously afraid that some other god will rip him off, right?
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MindPilot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 03:22 PM
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6. He made that pretty clear right up front
"thou shalt have no other gods before me."

Perhaps He's concerned that someone will perform some unauthorized distribution or exhibition of His word without the express written consent of the NFL.
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ret5hd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 03:05 PM
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3. Just going by the surface temp of Mercury, I'd guess it's Satans copyright.
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cosmik debris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 03:17 PM
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4. Mercury is the god of trade, profit and commerce,
So It should be expected that he would protect his investment.
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corkhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 03:19 PM
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5. I came to the same conclusion when I saw Giuliani's campaign crater.
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Warpy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 03:54 PM
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7. Looks more like a Celtic "T" to me
If there's a god and that god has sent us a message on Mercury, it's that he's Irish, something we Irish have suspected all along, the ones of us who buy the god stuff.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-04-08 04:40 PM
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8. No, Mercury would never condescend Himself to rely on ...
...human legal protections for His planet. If there were any dispute, Jupiter would naturally be the arbiter. Ye gods, don't you folks know anything?
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