For Bible-literate feline aficionados...

[silverweb]

May I present the complete and stunningly brilliant _LOLCat Bible._

I do think this belongs here rather than in the lounge, because it really is an LOLcat translation of the entire Bible, not just a parody of sections. I started with the well-known and well-loved _23rd Psalm_ and was hooked.

My son emailed this to me this morning and if you haven't seen it already, you must peruse it. Pure genius.

Correction: This is not yet a complete translation of the entire Bible, but an ongoing wiki project. I checked sections of the NT, which are still in need of translations. The editors are also asking for original illustrations and readers for the audio version.

[Richardo]

1. I'm not a big LOLcats fan, but this is hilarious....

"Ceiling Cat creats teh universes and stuffs"

:D

[damntexdem]

2. Actually, I'm not an aficionado of felines that are bible literate.

;-)

[RaleighNCDUer]

3. Bible-literate felines scare me.....

:cry:

[knitter4democracy]

4. Job's even funnier.

:)

[silverweb]

5. And Song of Solomon...

Teh Beluved:
2 Let him kiss me wit da kissus of hiz mouf--
for yer love be moar delitefool den cheezbugers. Srsly.

Srsly! :D

[knitter4democracy]

6. *giggle* That's hilarious!

If I'd had that version in college, it would've made required chapel attendance a lot more fun. :)

[silverweb]

7. And Luke...

Hail, Mary
26 Ceiling Cat sended Gabriel, a hovr d00d, to Nazareth (dat is a citi in Galilee) 27 to a virgn naemd Mary. She wuz engajded to a d00d naemd Joseph. 28 Gabriel wuz liek "O hai Mary, u iz realli nice. Ceiling Cat iz wif u." 29 Mary wuz kiend of worrid about dat. 30 But teh hovr d00d wuz all "Doant be afraid. Ceiling Cat iz happi wif u. 31 U iz gonna hav a kittn. Naem him Jebus. 32 He wil be graet. He wil be teh kittn of Ceiling Cat an his daddi will give him David's chaer. 33 He wil r00l Jacob's house forevr."

34 Mary wuz liek "O rly, i iz a virgn remembr." 35 Gabriel wuz all "Ceiling Cat wil take caer of it." 36 Elizabeth iz goin to hav a kittn n evribodi seded it wuz imposubl." 37 Nothin iz imposubl for Ceiling Cat."

Absolutely priceless, especially since the lolcat translation is actually faithful to the original. :D