If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half...

[Silent3]

...when does Jesus' train arrive in Baltimore?

[Xipe Totec]

1. The train arrives a half day late, and a half egg short n/t

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. Omelette someone else figure it out. Too complex for me.

[unpossibles]

3. eggs actly. (no teggst)

[BlueJazz]

4. What is "Super Chicken's" Alter-Ego ?

Cluck Kent

[Silent3]

6. What is Super Ego's alter chicken?

Id Nest.

[BlueJazz]

12. Uggg,, Groan

:)

[C_U_L8R]

5. Leave Hillary alone !!!!!!!!!

: - ))))))))

[shain from kane]

7. Why did the pervert cross the road?

He had his **** stuck in a chicken.

[moggie]

8. Five tons of flax

And what makes you think Jesus would take a train?

[edhopper]

9. Is Boojatta on the train with Jesus?

Or the train going in the opposite direction?

[Boojatta]

26. Are we considering a train of thought or a physical passenger rail train?

[cosmik debris]

10. Jesus got laid by half a chicken?

I hope that comes out on DVD!

[TZ]

11. not a very

eggsiting thread if you ask me.;-)

[John Gauger]

13. Fuck yeah Sargeant Pepper! n/t

[stellanoir]

14. Ya know

I've been thinking about this conundrum all day.

I think it's wondrous that it's author has become mysteriously and mystically playful and obtuse.

Beyond that all I've got to say is SPLAT !!!

Have fun.

[Evoman]

15. Well, that depends on how many eggs Jesus lays and whether or not

Balki Bartokomous is visiting that particular Baltimore station.

[Meshuga]

18. Balki Bartokomous???

:rofl: That was the worst show on television while it had its run.

[beam me up scottie]

16. Is it a quantum chicken?

And when does Dr. Who get to the station?

[Meshuga]

17. It's great to see you posting here. :-)

I hope you are doing well!

[beam me up scottie]

19. Why thank you!

I am doing much better, thanks and I really missed you and all of my other DU friends. :hug:

[SidDithers]

20. ...

:hug:

You need to visiit more often :)

Sid

[Exultant Democracy]

21. Wong, Inversely proportional to the square of the Holy Spirit- Divided by divine will.

[Random_Australian]

23. Have you been reading fstdt.com ? because that sounds eerily like this one guy

who was trying to explain how the billions of years old light was just a few thousand. He ends up saying that W^2 = God's will squared, IIRC.

[smoogatz]

22. Tree!

What can I say? I'm eggstatic.

[heidler1]

24. If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half then

how many eggs will six chickens lay in six days? This was a pre-TV parlor arithmetic conundrum. Few could get it right, but it generally caused a heated (flame bait) discussion.

[kwassa]

25. And why did the Episcopalian cross the road?

To get to the middle.

and what this has to do with this conversation, I will never know!