So I was eating lunch today at Long John Silvers...

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with some good friends & coworkers who are very conservitive fundies. And who walks in other than Jonathan Falwell (son of the late Jerry Falwell). Well here's what I did to piss off my fundie friends. I said "holy shit, did you guys see that?" When they asked what, I said "Jonathan ordered a two piece fish dinner with two hush-puppies, said a prayer, and miraculously the whole entourage had baskets of fish & more! Needless to say, they once again told me I was consigned to hell and were pissed off. It was a classic.

[HeresyLives]

1. You ARE evil

:rofl:

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3. I know...

One coworker is convinced I am under the influence of Satan's minions...for real. But I will say this for Falwell, we have the same eating habits, I've seen him three times in the last three weeks. I'm also overweight...lol

[southerncrone]

2. No need for him to use "prayers".....the fundie worshipers will send

enough $ in to buy all the fish in the sea!

What a scam!

[doc03]

4. I hope he said a prayer for you too, you'll

need it I can hear your arteries clogging up from here.:puke:

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5. Yeah...

I never eat there, maybe it was divine intervention...O8)

[navarth]

6. it's good to have some moron friends

for variation.

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7. Hey...

They are great co-workers and I know where they are, I was a fundie for years...maybe they'll see the light one day.

[navarth]

8. right you are.

you're a good person. I have some friends and co-workers like that too.

Nice people. But clueless. But hey, I apologize. Shouldn't be mean to them. You're right.

[knitter4democracy]

9. They must never have gone to a Christian college, then.

We told variations of that joke all the time in the cafeteria. It's a classic. :)

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10. LOL

Today I received a e-mail from a coworker which was forwarded from Falwell...I was "witnessed to"

[mac2]

12. I'd block that e-mail person.

I believe in freedom of religion but that is forced torture.

[mac2]

11. Did Johnnie continue his father's business?

http://www.insider-magazine.com/ChristianMafia.htm Wayne tells about the Christian Mafia. Interesting.

[davidinalameda]

13. that's funny

:rofl:

[kwassa]

14. did they raise Long John Silver from the dead?

I thought the chain was dead, too.