...and besides, it's already been tried down in Florida before, and they're barely scrapin' by:
Theme Park Discovers That Killing Jesus Saves Them From BankruptcySavior emerges for attraction simulating Jerusalem in Orlando The Associated Press
Published: August 7, 2007
By TRAVIS REED
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) -- Jesus Christ is crucified and resurrected here six days a week. Snarling Roman soldiers whip and drag him, and somber audience members watch. Some quietly weep at a pageant bloody and cruel.
It is the grand finale at the Holy Land Experience, and not the attraction most tourists envision in an Orlando vacation. Just miles from Walt Disney World, Universal Orlando and SeaWorld in this city's overstimulated tourist corridor, Holy Land has in its six years of operation aimed to recreate Jerusalem of Biblical times.
It is often referred to as a "Christian theme park," but the park offers lectures, not rides, making it feel more like a trip to church. Its officers prefer to call it a "living Biblical museum" and until last month, the nonprofit operation was troubled. Management changed hands, its founder left and attendance was flat. But suddenly, a savior appeared.
Trinity Broadcasting Network, a California-based Christian empire with 12,500 worldwide TV and cable affiliates, took over Holy Land and its estimated $8 million mortgage. Both are nonprofit organizations, so Trinity describes the deal as a "marriage" rather than a purchase, saying little money changed hands. Already, ticket sales are up 25 percent, owing to mentions on the new parent's broadcasts, and an expansion is planned. It will include new shows, a general freshening and a new Trinity television studio, where movies and TV shows will be filmed and furnish even more publicity.
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- I suppose so many are having trouble these days trying to sell that 'ol "VirginBirth-WaterToWine-WalksOnWater-He'sDead-No-He'sAlive" story, that they've finally decided to go with what they know will sell. Blood & Death. Like they say in the teevee news business: "if it bleeds -- it leads...."