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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:40 PM Original message |
If God appeared before you right now and He was displeased with your actions, |
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Smith_3 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
1. I was thinking recently that if I died and found out that there was a god |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:47 PM Response to Reply #1 |
9. Reminds Me Of The Old Steve Martin Bit |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:08 PM Response to Reply #1 |
18. Agreed, and the first thing I'd say as he's doubled over and spitting out teeth... |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
2. um... okay. |
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saltpoint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
3. I'd take some middle position between begging for mercy and telling him |
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CaliforniaPeggy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:42 PM Response to Original message |
4. My dear arcadian... |
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Mojambo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:44 PM Response to Original message |
5. I'd ask for a unicorn. n/t |
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Vickers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
30. Me, too! |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
6. ditto. I bet God would appreciate it. |
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juno jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:48 PM Response to Reply #6 |
10. Those miserable psalms... |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 01:37 PM Response to Reply #10 |
54. ROFL. "Now knock it off!"... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
7. I'd Put The Bottle Down |
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Tierra_y_Libertad (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Which one? |
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givemebackmycountry (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:51 PM Response to Original message |
11. I'd tell him I don't give a shit what he's displeased with... |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:58 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. He's always depicted as an old, northern European, white guy. |
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bluedawg12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:48 PM Response to Reply #15 |
32. I would ask HER to be more specific. n/t |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
12. I'd probably take my cues from Ray Wylie Hubbard |
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DireStrike (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
13. that guy is scary |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:54 PM Response to Original message |
14. Depends on if I had a cop following my car at the time. |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
16. I'd tell him his absence during my life had made me an atheist |
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Tuesday Afternoon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 03:59 PM Response to Original message |
17. won't happen |
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ContraBass Black (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:09 PM Response to Original message |
19. No, I'd just be fucked. |
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BOHICA06 (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:12 PM Response to Original message |
20. Why would he be displeased with your actions? |
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arcadian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:26 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. Everything displeases him |
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BOHICA06 (886 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 05:15 PM Response to Reply #24 |
34. That's not him .... but it may be projection. |
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Poll_Blind (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:13 PM Response to Original message |
21. Randy Newman asked me to post this for him: |
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az chela (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:14 PM Response to Original message |
22. Since i dont beleive in god |
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Donald Ian Rankin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:23 PM Response to Original message |
23. You can't have a discussion with an omniscient being |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 08:10 PM Response to Reply #23 |
40. "So I guess there wouldn't be much point." |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:43 PM Response to Reply #23 |
50. But if you don't say anything, then he wouldn't know what you were going to say, |
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jody (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:36 PM Response to Original message |
25. "it repented the LORD that he had made man", why as omnipotent he made a mistake? Gen 6:6 n/t |
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Raksha (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:51 PM Response to Reply #25 |
33. That's completely understandable. |
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dkofos (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:39 PM Response to Original message |
26. ME TOO!! |
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JFN1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
27. God who? |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:40 PM Response to Original message |
28. Which one? |
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KG (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:44 PM Response to Original message |
29. he already did. back in the 70's i took some acid and played Inna-Gadda-Da-Vida backwards |
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bluedawg12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
31. Absentee parents don't get much say. |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 05:25 PM Response to Original message |
35. If God appeared before you right now... |
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muriel_volestrangler (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 05:33 PM Response to Original message |
36. I think it would depend on what kind of god it was |
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Edweird (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 05:34 PM Response to Original message |
37. We're not on speaking terms. I don't give a fuck what ANYBODY thinks about my life. |
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Occam Bandage (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 06:48 PM Response to Original message |
38. "Better to reign in Hell, then serve in Heav'n." |
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knitter4democracy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 06:49 PM Response to Original message |
39. I'd pray the Jesus Prayer. |
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John Gauger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 09:23 PM Response to Original message |
41. I think I'd give him the benefit of the doubt. |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-15-08 09:48 PM Response to Original message |
42. No you wouldn't. If there was a God and if it appeared right before you, |
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Marrah_G (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 07:28 AM Response to Original message |
43. I'd tell him I would appreciate it if: |
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Lerkfish (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 10:07 AM Response to Original message |
44. I'm reminded of the play "Your arm's too short to box with God". |
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regularguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 10:13 AM Response to Original message |
45. I'd say that I'm sorry if He's offended, i wasn't my intention, and |
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maxsolomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:26 PM Response to Original message |
46. god has never appeared to anyone anywhere except as a hallucination |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:30 PM Response to Reply #46 |
47. "god has never appeared to anyone anywhere except as a hallucination" |
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maxsolomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:36 PM Response to Reply #47 |
48. it is my opinion. |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:46 PM Response to Reply #48 |
51. Usually people who make claims accept an onus of responsibility |
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maxsolomon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 01:34 PM Response to Reply #51 |
53. go sell it to the FSM |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 12:41 PM Response to Original message |
49. I'd probably just smirk. |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 01:32 PM Response to Original message |
52. And exactly.... |
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SidDithers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 01:42 PM Response to Reply #52 |
55. I'm pretty sure he looks like Morgan Freeman...nt |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 05:02 PM Response to Reply #55 |
56. So what you're saying is.... |
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and-justice-for-all (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-16-08 08:46 PM Response to Original message |
57. The likelihood of this happening is..... |
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Zebedeo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-17-08 05:23 AM Response to Original message |
58. "This one's mine" |
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Chovexani (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-17-08 05:30 AM Response to Original message |
59. Which one? |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-17-08 06:55 AM Response to Original message |
60. Ain't too proud to beg.... |
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zonmoy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-17-08 07:59 AM Response to Original message |
61. I would simply say that I am just as displeased with his actions as he is with mine |
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The Night Owl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-17-08 08:01 AM Response to Original message |
62. I would ask God... What does God need with a starship? {EOM} |
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