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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:10 PM Original message |
Challenge: can you prove that Pope Benedict XVI isn't a lesbian? |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:12 PM Response to Original message |
1. Easy. |
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Hydra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:16 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. Hmm, you make this look easy |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:21 PM Response to Reply #3 |
4. Aha! But can you prove that the Pope is a male? |
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Hydra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:25 PM Response to Reply #4 |
5. :D |
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varkam (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:29 PM Response to Reply #5 |
8. That is teh funny. |
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Meshuga (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:46 PM Response to Reply #5 |
11. Well if that is true, I have a question: |
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Hydra (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:14 PM Response to Reply #11 |
15. :D |
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Meshuga (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:42 PM Response to Reply #15 |
18. You have a point |
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jobycom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
2. Yes. |
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izquierdista (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
6. He never wears flannel |
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defendandprotect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:28 PM Response to Original message |
7. Could we at least have a photo --- something with false eyelashes, maybe . . . ??? |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:29 PM Response to Original message |
9. A. The pope prefers to sleep with women. |
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bdf (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 05:10 PM Response to Reply #9 |
19. The Pope is a Catholic Priest |
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rateyes (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 09:57 PM Response to Reply #19 |
25. The pope is actually a Catholic Bishop... |
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bdf (430 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-08 12:12 PM Response to Reply #25 |
29. So you mean that priests have to give up buggering choirboys |
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Javaman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
10. This post is worthless without pictures!!! nt |
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defendandprotect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:05 PM Response to Reply #10 |
13. here's one . . . |
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Mme. Defarge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 03:52 PM Response to Original message |
12. I don't know about the current pope, but |
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defendandprotect (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:07 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. I thought John Paul II . . . . |
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Mme. Defarge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 05:37 PM Response to Reply #14 |
20. OMG! |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:16 PM Response to Original message |
16. Because the thought of two lesbians doing the nasty REALLY fills me with lust. |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 08:32 PM Response to Reply #16 |
23. Can you form the thought of an arbitrary even number greater than 2 that is equal... |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-08 09:08 AM Response to Reply #23 |
28. Quit with your sweet talking. |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-08 03:04 PM Response to Reply #23 |
30. Simply add 1 to any prime number other than 2 |
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cosmik debris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 04:21 PM Response to Original message |
17. Are you feeling lonely? unappreciated? neglected? |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 06:16 PM Response to Reply #17 |
21. No, there has been a lot of action in some other threads. |
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Donald Ian Rankin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 07:05 PM Response to Original message |
22. "Testiculos habet et bene pendentes". QED. NT. |
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Boojatta (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jul-30-08 09:05 PM Response to Reply #22 |
24. Did you find that in a book about logic by a French mathematician? |
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Donald Ian Rankin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-08 05:34 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely". |
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smoogatz (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jul-31-08 07:02 AM Response to Original message |
27. I knew a short, fat, hairy bald guy who had a sex change |
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MilesColtrane (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-08 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
31. Not without that old ritual they used to go through... |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Aug-01-08 02:19 PM Response to Original message |
32. I could easily, but I would need the Pope to agree to an examination. |
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HamdenRice (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sat Aug-02-08 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
33. 1. Pull up robe. 2. Pull down drawers. 3. Check for dick |
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