Why does God hate bunnies and kittens.

[edhopper]

Okay, so humans were horrible and God drowned everyone except Noah and his family. Maybe the rest of Mankind was that terrible. But by saving only two of every animal,
HE KILLED ALL THE BUNNIES AND KITTENS IN THE WORLD!
Who could kill all those bunnies and kittens.
That is cold blooded.

[varkam]

1. You're funny.

:freak:

[RC]

2. I'm wondering about all the fish & stuff in the sea.

Why were they spared?

[muriel_volestrangler]

5. If the earth were covered with freshwater rain, the seafish would have had osmosis problems

similarly the river fish, if the rain had been salty.

[seemslikeadream]

3. now don't get me started

[Silent3]

4. How can I not post our rabbits here?

I'd never want to see them drowned, of course, but after some of the trouble these guys have caused, I wouldn't object to God giving them a serious talking-to.

[StClone]

6. Are dogs one species? Yes so which breed did God save?

Must have been

[edhopper]

7. You bring up a good point.

WHAT ABOUT ALL THE PUPPIES?

[Occam Bandage]

13. Well, considering most modern breeds date from only a few centuries back,

I'd say it isn't really relevant compared to the other problems with the story.

[ZombieHorde]

8. What about all the human babies!

These babies await Gods judgment, who decides to kill them all by drowning.

[sam sarrha]

9. for the same reason he created Syphilis, AIDS and Polio.. an big pits in avocados

:shrug:

[skepticscott]

10. And those damn seeds in raspberries

that fit so perfectly in your teeth.

[edhopper]

11. Pits in avocados are easy to deal with.

It's mangoes that are the real pain.

[Occam Bandage]

12. He intelligently redesigned them into catfish and sea-rabbits.