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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:04 AM
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Poll question: Suppose it is claimed that a particular person is walking in two separate places:
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 01:06 AM by Orrex
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:07 AM
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1. Finally a poll that asks a relevant question!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:09 AM
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4. I like to keep on the cutting edge of theological discourse
Look at that! The same message in two different places. Amazing!
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:08 AM
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2. I like to keep on the cutting edge of theological discourse
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:15 AM
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9. are we in an alternate universe here now?
this is not the answer i would have given in the other, alternate post. There i might have said 'none of the above'.

or might not have...
dp
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:16 AM
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12. We are in an alternate universe. We are also in a not-alternate universe
At the same time!!!1!!
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:20 AM
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16. i love that joke
is a Brazilian more than a Wasillian?

dp
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:24 AM
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17. Sounds like a multiverse to me.
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 01:25 AM by The Village Idiot
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:24 AM
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18. Sounds like a multiverse to me, too.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:28 AM
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19. Both of you are waaaay off
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:09 AM
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3. It's a Question of Balance on the Threshold of a Dream
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:09 AM
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5. Wrapped in an enigma or something
It sure is mysterious, that's for sure.
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dweller Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:34 AM
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20. so, which of you voted?
cuz now it's down to some real clinical, careful, yet casual thinking...

sigh, i hate teh polls. :freak:
dp
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:42 AM
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21. I voted twice
At the same time!!!1!!
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 11:53 AM
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27. We voted.
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:13 AM
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6. One has come to a fork in the path,
and has taken it.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:14 AM
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7. Well then I'm doubly screwed, because I ordered the soup
What the hell am I going to do with a fork?
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:15 AM
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11. There is no spoon
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:16 AM
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13. Could I have a straw, then? Is there a straw?
Is it the last straw?
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:19 AM
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14. Straw man, walking down the path, without fork or spoon, on the threshold of a question
Edited on Fri Nov-14-08 01:20 AM by The Village Idiot
Where am I?
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:20 AM
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15. Straw man? That's not my argument at all.
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:14 AM
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8. Or,
become it
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:15 AM
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10. There is no fork
And I say fork the whole damn thing.
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greyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:42 AM
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22. The person must have 2 feet. nt
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 01:45 AM
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23. Yes, but how many shoes?
And on which feet?
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Meshuga Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 09:42 AM
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24. Maybe the person is walking right on the prime meridian
or the equator line so this person's legs are in different hemispheres.

Or perhaps he is hiding some of his good stuff from me.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 05:59 PM
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30. That would be parting the hemispheres, right?
Wait, is that geography or anatomy?
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Silent3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 10:26 AM
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25. I guess that person followed Yogi Berra's advice...
...and when he came to a fork in the road, he took it.
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Marrah_G Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 11:14 AM
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26. Are you related to Boojatta?
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Book Lover Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 12:57 PM
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28. I didn't even have to log out
to see who this was satirizing. This is the best. poll. ever.
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 05:57 PM
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29. You're very kind
Hard to separate satire from the real thing sometimes, I think.
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-14-08 09:30 PM
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31. LOL!
Your on a roll with your polls! Keep em coming..R+T isn't used to the concept of ...*gasp* humor and satire. I think your puns have made an impression (albeit maybe a bad one):rofl:
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