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Fri Feb-13-09 12:29 PM
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A joke on EVERYONE. Not mine, found on net. Enjoy! |
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Taoism Shit happens.
Buddhism If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism This shit happened before.
Catholicism Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna Shit happens rama rama.
T.V. Evangelism Send more shit.
Atheism No shit.
Jehova's Witness Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism What is shit anyway?
Stoicism This shit doesn't bother me.
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:31 PM
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Thanks for the laugh.
:rofl:
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:33 PM
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welcome! Glad you liked it.
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:32 PM
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2. Once again, the Shintos are off the hook. nt |
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Fri Feb-13-09 08:14 PM
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24. Difficult to think of one for Shintos. Can anyone think of one? |
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Shinto: It's shit, but there's spirits in it. That's the best I can think of right now...
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Sat Feb-14-09 02:19 PM
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Edited on Sat Feb-14-09 02:28 PM by Occam Bandage
Everything's full of shit.
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Sun Feb-22-09 06:11 PM
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Holy shit!
(Many animist religions such as Shinto hold that there is a spirit for everything, and thus everything has some sacredness to it.)
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:33 PM
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Let's stir this pile of shit. :rofl:
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:34 PM
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:37 PM
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Why are we always cleaning up Republican's shit?
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:38 PM
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:39 PM
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I have a t-shirt with the same.
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Fri Feb-13-09 01:28 PM
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10. Me too! "Religions of the World".. nt |
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Fri Feb-13-09 12:48 PM
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9. let's smoke this shit! it's great! |
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Fri Feb-13-09 01:54 PM
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11. K&R I can't stop laughing! |
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Fri Feb-13-09 02:49 PM
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15. Glad it was good for some yuks! nt. |
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Edited on Fri Feb-13-09 03:15 PM by Strong Atheist
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Fri Feb-13-09 02:07 PM
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"Hey, you can make money with this shit!"
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Fri Feb-13-09 02:49 PM
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:03 PM
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16. This one has been around for a good while. |
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:04 PM
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If shit happens, it is an illusion.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Confucianism: Confucius said "Shit happens."
Episcopalianism: Doodoo occurs.
Calvinism: This shit was bound to happen.
Paganism: Shit is part of Nature.
Unitarianism: Shit happens, but that's OK.
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:06 PM
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18. Some good ones there! nt. |
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Fri Feb-13-09 03:59 PM
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Shit happens, it has happened since the beginning and it has been taken away at times due to disobedience but always restored through revelation, because it has an eternal purpose.
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Fri Feb-13-09 05:09 PM
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Shit happens, but I have special underwear.
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Fri Feb-13-09 05:14 PM
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22. Ya know, I fail to see the fascination with Garments... |
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Catholics wear crucifixes, certain observant Jews wear Yammukahs, Muslims wear the Kufi, the Hijab, the Abaya, or the dreaded Burkha, Sikhs wear turbans and grow out their hair and beards, none of these arouse particular comment, why is our choice of underclothing all that scandalous?
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Fri Feb-13-09 09:28 PM
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25. Because underwear is inherently amusing to the immature mind. |
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I mean "Captain Crucifix" and "Yarmulke Man" just wouldn't send middle schoolers into fits of giggles the way "Captain Underpants" does. I also remember my Catholic friends making salacious speculations as to what nuns and priests wore under their clothes. Me, I used to wonder if they really shaved off all their hair...
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Sat Feb-14-09 06:23 AM
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29. And then there was the digging duty thing |
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Got a message to Father X or Sister Y? If you can't find them, they're on digging duty--the tunnel between the convent and the rectory.
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Fri Feb-13-09 11:08 PM
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It's a thread making gentle fun of various religous denominations via a catch phrase. You're too sensitive. You ought to see how we FSM'ers are mocked for our pirate hats.
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Fri Feb-13-09 04:02 PM
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20. Atheism: I don't believe this shit! |
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Agnosticism: I'm not so sure about this shit.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before...
New Age: Shit crystallizes, and then it heals you.
Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!
Televangelism: Send us money or shit will happen to you.
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Fri Feb-13-09 08:13 PM
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23. That's great. I love this one: |
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"Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!"
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Sat Feb-14-09 08:45 AM
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31. "Wicca: Blessed be! Free fertilizer!" |
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Fri Feb-13-09 09:47 PM
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Sat Feb-14-09 08:48 AM
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32. Yep. This goes for philosophers too, I happen to know. Define your terms |
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first, before having a discussion...
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Fri Feb-13-09 10:26 PM
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30. Seventh Day Adventism |
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Sat Feb-14-09 09:54 AM
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33. Eastern Orthodox Christianity: |
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Shit happens. Let's pray about it and light a candle.
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Sat Feb-14-09 02:27 PM
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Priest: επίστεγο συμβαίνει! Faithful: αληθινά συμβαίνει!
Priest: Shit happens! Faithful: Truly it happens!
Priest: επίστεγο συμβαίνει! Faithful: αληθινά συμβαίνει!
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:30 PM
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That one's hilarious! Way better than mine. :)
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Mon Feb-23-09 08:59 AM
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Sat Feb-14-09 10:33 AM
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34. Hippies:This is some good shit! |
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Edited on Sat Feb-14-09 10:34 AM by conscious evolution
Later on: "Whoa. You see that shit,man?"
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