Don't tell me what God is, until you can tell me what we are.

[RagAss]

That is all.

[RoccoR5955]

1. I am always telling people that god is dog spelled backwards.

And I am a Pastafarian!

[lxlxlxl]

2. essence precedes existence?

my thing is dont expect me to understand why you need to believe in eternal happiness in an afterlife before not being an asshole in this one.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

3. I have come to the opinion...

That people were the result of a lot of bacteria having a party in the primordial soup.

[rgbecker]

4. I think we were dropped off by an alien spaceship a long, long time ago.

And have been adapting to changes in the environment ever since. The spaceship has since gotten lost and there is little hope we will be reunited with it.

[Sal316]

8. So you're a scientologist? :-)

haha!

[kentauros]

13. That almost sounds like the plot for Stargate: Universe

minus the Stargate transportation system

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

5. Ah, that's easy

La illaha il Allah---there is nothing but God.

[MorningGlow]

12. +1

:thumbsup:

[kentauros]

14. +infinity

All That Is

[ensho]

6. we humans are from the specie known as mammals

nt

[rrneck]

7. I am

what I make of myself.

I make my own god too.

And he's disposable.

[RagAss]

11. amen...especially if he doesn't agree with you.

[rd_kent]

9. I'm just a guy trying to pay his bills

nothing more.

[RagAss]

10. you're the best answer so far.

[ZombieHorde]

19. You're a DUer too. nt

[ZombieHorde]

15. A human. If you don't know what a human is, then your education is sorely lacking. nt

[RagAss]

16. Human is a word.

[ZombieHorde]

17. Correct. Good job. nt

[charlie]

18. Maker of God n/t

[Odin2005]

20. just a little twig on a minor branch of the Tree of Life.

Just one species out of 50 million, most of them undiscovered microbes. We are not the "Crown of Creation" and the world is not designed for our benefit. We live in Gaia's abode on her terms.

[scheming daemons]

21. In general, we're assholes.... and god made us in "his image"....

...so he's the biggest asshole in the universe

[RagAss]

23. LOL

[frogmarch]

22. We're just a rag-tag bunch of

multicellular heterotrophs called primates. To religious believers, "God" symbolizes the ultimate, invisible alpha male.