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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:48 AM Original message |
Say a prayer before sex |
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joeybee12 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:50 AM Response to Original message |
1. I ALWAYS say a prayer before sex... |
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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 08:24 AM Response to Reply #1 |
29. Someone else came up with this prayer |
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Turbineguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
2. I lean toward after myself. |
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CoffeeCat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:52 AM Response to Original message |
3. Yeah, that's exactly what I want to say... |
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panader0 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:53 AM Response to Original message |
4. I always shout "Hallelujah!" |
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FSogol (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:54 AM Response to Original message |
5. Should I have the chinese contortionist and the pair of cheerleaders say a prayer also? |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
6. Old folk's prayer.... |
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rrneck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 09:56 AM Response to Original message |
7. Soon to be followed by the bowell movement prayer. nt |
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Why Syzygy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:01 AM Response to Original message |
8. Doesn't this suggest 'sex magic'? nt |
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ZombieHorde (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 12:33 PM Response to Reply #8 |
31. I think so. nt |
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peace13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:10 AM Response to Original message |
9. Reminds me of a joke. |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
10. It's not very earthy, is it? |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:21 AM Response to Original message |
11. "Like Water for Chocolate" |
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TlalocW (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 11:05 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I remember that scene |
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Warpy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 11:29 AM Response to Reply #14 |
18. Yeah, and I'd have kicked him to the curb, |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:27 AM Response to Original message |
12. Awww come on! Show us pics!!! |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 11:08 AM Response to Reply #12 |
15. They should have got undressed first |
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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 10:55 AM Response to Reply #12 |
30. Here you go, DeSwiss |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 02:05 PM Response to Reply #30 |
33. Ya see.... |
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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 02:15 PM Response to Reply #33 |
34. That tongue smilie |
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DeSwiss (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 02:17 PM Response to Reply #34 |
35. I know.... |
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Christa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 02:39 PM Response to Reply #35 |
36. You devil |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 10:30 AM Response to Original message |
13. But what if a couple isn't married? |
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laconicsax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 01:43 PM Response to Reply #13 |
23. Burn them as heretics. |
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Wapsie B (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 01:59 PM Response to Reply #23 |
24. +10 |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 11:09 AM Response to Original message |
16. sex with dignity? |
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rd_kent (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
17. Prayer: the anti-viagra |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 12:23 PM Response to Original message |
19. Damn. Leave it to religion to make the coolest thing ever lame. |
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moggie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 01:26 PM Response to Reply #19 |
22. Atheism = monkey sex |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 02:13 PM Response to Reply #22 |
25. Nice, quiet, respectful, missionary sex is not my bag, baby. |
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Goblinmonger (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 03:56 PM Response to Reply #25 |
27. Hey, man, how's it going? |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 08:01 PM Response to Reply #27 |
28. I've been around. Mostly posting on GD these days, and rather sparsely. |
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Book Lover (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 12:54 PM Response to Original message |
20. Not for nothing, but it's not an official Church document |
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dixiegrrrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 01:01 PM Response to Original message |
21. "take to yourself our shared aspirations," |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Sep-02-09 02:14 PM Response to Reply #21 |
26. hot. |
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tinrobot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Sep-03-09 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
32. You pray before Tantric Sex |
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