Holy Crap! The rapture is tomorrow!!!

[laconicsax]

http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm
:scared::scared::scared::scared::scared:

[BlooInBloo]

1. lulz.

[tekisui]

2. Cool, fundies will be leaving their worldly pocessions behind!

[DeepBlueC]

9. oh yeah ... good looting coming!

Something for everyone! When they are all gone do we get spelling and grammar back?

[Turbineguy]

3. What time?

I'm a busy man.

[thunder rising]

4. Rapture .. it's a win-win. If God takes all the RW lunitics how could peace not possibly break out.

Not to mention all the free stuff they leave behind. Wooohoooo

[nebenaube]

5. If they equate the rapture with a nuke going off

can we assume that they are a dooms-day cult and be done with it?

We are commanded to know the signs of the times and to be prepared to meet The Lord in the air at the catching away of the believers.

[Tansy_Gold]

16. Your doomsday cultists

They've been around for a long time. And they've been watched for a long time, too.



TG

[Wilms]

6. Oh God!

And I don't have a thing to wear!

[givemebackmycountry]

8. You don't need clothes, your clothes stay behind.

SO...
I advise that you walk around naked all day tomorrow.

:bounce: :hi:

[Strong Atheist]

11. As a nudist, I always think that is a grand idea... nt.

[rurallib]

13. Just what I would suggest.

As for me, I am buying binoculars.

[DeepBlueC]

7. Praise God

for taking these assholes off our hands!

[dflprincess]

24. Unless... just suppose they're right about the Rapture

it's the people God considers "righteous" that are suppose to be raptured, right?

What if God decides He likes liberals and takes us and leaves all the Fundie nuts to fight itself amoung themselves. :rofl: I'd really hate to miss their reaction to that.

[DeepBlueC]

30. now that you mention it...

It sure sounds like Armageddon! :P

[beyurslf]

10. Do you know the time? My fundie neighbor has the nicest backyard

furniture that will look great on my patio.

[Historic NY]

12. Come on I got tooooooo much shit to finish.

[pscot]

26. No worries, mate

You're not going anywhere.

[rwheeler31]

14. Ok by

[Strong Atheist]

15. Good. Can they all go away, and leave the rest of us alone? nt.

[appamado amata padam]

17. (snicker) The light turquoise background,

and the primary-coloured highlighting of the text, emhances the goofball creepiness of that site. It might be hypnotic if were not so hilariously cheesy-looking (mm-gmmph-BWAH-HAHAHAHA!)

[Ian David]

18. What, AGAIN? n/t

[laconicsax]

20. This is no time for mockery! The Rapture may be just hours away.

Although that site is very non-specific when it comes to what time tomorrow...

[AnneD]

19. Reminds me of the bumper sticker...Jesus is coming,,,,,

act busy!

[sellitman]

21. Time to break my diet I guess?

I know I shouldn't say this here but I'd love a Pepperoni Pizza.

[Ian David]

22. Let's all go leave piles of clothes on the sidewalk tomorrow. n/t

[Libertas1776]

23. Why are the orange cartoon cats always the first to know...

[AnnieBW]

25. I wanna move into the C Street House!

Find all of Larry Craig and John Ensign's porn.

[TygrBright]

27. Cool, maybe I can finally score a new car... n/t

[NRaleighLiberal]

28. Just as long as it doesn't make traffic worse. Need to get to work for an early meeting.

[Madam Mossfern]

29. Somebody put an incredible amount of

time and effort into that site. Too bad I don't have the patience to read it all.
I'd better fast next week.

[laconicsax]

31. It actually looks like a lot of time and no effort.

[DeepBlueC]

32. It gave me a migraine

Is that a sign?

[stuball111]

33. Wrong! That' "RUPTURE"

My spleen's been killing me....:rofl:

[tiny elvis]

34. maybe the 22nd, could be the 23rd

the main thing is that we always be of a rapture mind
the painting of the nuke cloud is kind of cool

[MineralMan]

35. Or maybe never?

You think a nuclear explosion is cool?

Hmm....

[tiny elvis]

37. spoiling for a fight?

i am a godless heathen
nuclear events are very cool indeed

[MineralMan]

38. Nah. I don't fight with unarmed people....

[tiny elvis]

40. nasty

[sakabatou]

36. I'll put down $1 quadrillion against God.

[laconicsax]

39. I'm starting to have my doubts about this.

It's already September 22nd in Australia and most of Asia, Europe will have passed through the 21st in a few hours and here in the continental US, we're already more than half-way to there.

[rd_kent]

41. What time zone? Its already the 22nd for half the world.

[laconicsax]

42. I think it must have already happened and I'm just left behind.

[rd_kent]

43. Me too! I see Fox news and the fundies are still here, so they had it wrong!

Do you think any of them will ever admit it?

[DeSwiss]

44. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

Laconicsax, apparently you missed the caveat they had squirreled away in there:

In Matthew we read:
Mat25:5 While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and slept.
Mat25:6 And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

(SO Tuesday midnight is actually 12am Tuesday September 22nd, Jerusalem time) However, in most of the world (by western time keeping) it would still be September 21st, 2009.

Which means we still have some more time. A whole nother day!!!! And if that ain't good enough, we still have the next date to look forward to in the COUNTDOWN TO ARMAGEDDON SWEEPSTAKES and that is, when the Global Stock Market Crashes on:

October 7, 2009

- Remember to set your alarm clocks and mark your calendars folks.....

[laconicsax]

45. Not on the 8th anniversary of the start of the Afghanistan War!!!

As of typing this, it's 8:13 AM on 9/22 in Jerusalem. Looks like their hypothesis isn't supported by the data...somehow I don't think they'll examine the possible reasons why they were wrong.

Edit: One such problem is an improper application of the Bible Code^TM. It can only be used to accurately predict past events, provided the proper interpretation is applied.

[rd_kent]

46. They took the date down from the webpage......

I guess the date got raptured by they sure didnt! Suckers....

[MorningGlow]

47. I'm so confused

They always quote the Bible, "But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but My Father only." And then they go ahead and try to predict it anyway. So...isn't that hubris, thinking that they have the secret that Jesus said NO ONE has? Just sayin'... :shrug:

Now I've got an image of God cackling with glee and moving the date of the Rapture every time some fundie tries to predict it.
:rofl:

[rd_kent]

48. Maybe the Rapture DID happen.....

and none of them made the cut! Think any of them will see it that way?