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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:38 PM
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Bible Ignored -- Murdering Whales Must Be Stoned To Death
Bible ignored, trainer dies

American Family Association
Date: 2/25/2010 9:27:17 AM


http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KZHFBU8LHYY/SyOj8CImmrI/AAAAAAAAASo/kN3pSq-Q0XU/s400/Kill+Willy.jpg

You are aware by now that a 12,000 pound killer whale at SeaWorld Orlando killed his trainer Dawn Brancheau yesterday by pulling her into a pool and dragging her around until she drowned, in front of a crowd of stunned guests. Chalk another death up to animal rights insanity and to the ongoing failure of the West to take counsel on practical matters from the Scripture.

According to the Orlando Sentinel, "SeaWorld Orlando has always know that Tillikum...could be a particularly dangerous killer whale...because of his ominous history." The Sentinel then recounts that Tilly, as he was affectionately known, had killed a trainer back in 1991 in front of spectators at a now defunct aquarium in Victoria, British Columbia. Then in 1999 he killed a man who sneaked into SeaWorld to swim with the whales and was found the next morning draped dead across Tilly's back. His body had been bit and the killer whale had torn off his swimming trunks after he had died.

What about the term "killer whale" do SeaWorld officials not understand? If the counsel of the Judeo-Christian tradition had been followed, Tillikum would have been put out of everyone's misery back in 1991 and would not have had the opportunity to claim two more human lives. Says the ancient civil code of Israel, "When an ox gores a man or woman to death, the ox shall be stoned, and its flesh shall not be eaten, but the owner shall not be liable." (Exodus 21:28)

So, your animal kills somebody, your moral responsibility is to put that animal to death. You have no moral culpability in the death, because you didn't know the animal was going to go postal on somebody. But, the Scripture soberly warns, if one of your animals kills a second time because you didn't kill it after it claimed its first human victim, this time you die right along with your animal. To use the example from Exodus, if your ox kills a second time, "the ox shall be stoned, and its owner also shall be put to death." (Exodus 21:29)

If I were the family of Dawn Brancheau, I'd sue the pants off SeaWorld for allowing this killer whale to kill again after they were well aware of its violent history. SeaWorld is apparently, however, unrepentant. Chuck Thompson, its curator in charge of animal behavior, says Tilly continues to be "a valuable asset not only from a breeding standpoint but from a behavior standpoint, too." Chuck might want to ask Dawn's Mom what she thinks about that. Thompson did add, helpfully, "I think we need to evaluate his behavior and everything that's happened up to this point." You're about 19 years too late, Chuck, and the blood of Dawn Brancheau is on your hands.

http://www.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147492239">LINK

- It's that unvarnished and simplistic moronity of the fundamentalist religionist that we've come to enjoy, and which can only come from the truly brain-damaged Jesus-club people, such as those in the AFA. They never fail to deliver on baseline stupidity and the ridiculous ass-hattery that such bottom-of-the-barrel Christian groups are synonymous with.

Of course people from such groups should not be allowed to procreate. Under ANY circumstances.....

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Tiggeroshii Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:41 PM
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1. yer killin me with that picture in your signature
:rofl:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:51 PM
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5. I was never sure about the message the pastor was trying to make.....
...as to whether he was paraphrasing the song, or making a confession.

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Dogtown Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:46 PM
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2. But, but but.....
they aren't the REAL Christians....
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:55 PM
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8. Genesis 9:2
"And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered."


- Feared, dreaded and delivered. Yep, they's Christians all right......
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Sal316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 11:18 AM
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19. Ummm...you do know what this is talking about, right?
The reference to Genesis 1:28... man having dominion over the Earth... a grant that man shall use animals for his use and benefit (food, clothing, work, etc.)

Oh...and you do understand that this is God granting this to Noah, right?

Or are you just using a fundamentalist understanding of scripture to bash Christians..... doing the same thing you lambaste fundamentalists for.
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thunder rising Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:50 PM
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3. Get this .. it's called KILLER WHALE. What part of KILLER WHALE do they not get?
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:58 PM
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9. Yes, and since Adam.....
...named them "Killer Whales" (which was his jirst job as a world-class Namer-Of-Things), they have no excuse.

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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 02:52 PM
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22. Umm its an Orca and its called Killer whale because it kills seals whales dolphins
and sharks. They are NOT known to be aggressive to humans under most circumstances.
Typical dominionist thinking here from the fundies. Animals exist to serve people and any that don't should be eliminated.
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Fumesucker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:51 PM
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4. I have no problem with this..
As long as they all get in the tank with the whale to throw their little pebbles. :evilgrin:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:59 PM
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10. They should consult with Jonah.
Now there's a man who knows his whales!!!!

:rofl:
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Vehl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:54 PM
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6. lol
I couldn't believe that someone actually wrote this thing...so ended up checking out the AFA website.lol their headline itself cleared any doubts i may had about the ability of those folks to write such a silly piece! :)


With people like this around...America is screwed!
Pat Robertson's Haiti comment and this article are on par! :D
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 05:08 PM
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11. Rev. Don Whitmon is their leader and he's.....
...has been around since dirt. He of the http://www.silencingchristians.com/">gay conversion programs, who claim to convert gay men back the manly men, and lesbians back in to girly-girls since 1990----something or other. He's just one more sick fuck who's as bad as Pat Robertson, but much less well known.

- Yet another morbid dung-eater.
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meeshrox Donating Member (522 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 04:55 PM
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7. "practical matters of scripture"? since when do those words go together?
"They never fail to deliver on baseline stupidity and the ridiculous ass-hattery that such bottom-of-the-barrel Christian groups are synonymous with."

:rofl:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 05:12 PM
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12. Everything is practical....
...when one is of a simple-mind.

- Don't you realize that complexity is for Elitist!?!?!


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Vehl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 05:21 PM
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13. HAHAHA
omg :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Behind the Aegis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 05:27 AM
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18. In regards to your sign in the photo, I can only say....
..LET IT BE SO! PRAISE HIM that delivers that TIGHT PLACE! LAWDY, LAWDY, I have a loose tounge!

As for stoning the whale, I shall remind them: let ye without sin cast the first stone. I am gonna guess they are all sinning motherfuckin' POS; the whale, however, I didn't sin. It is bad of me, but I will pay to watch that sea-going mammal toss the first stone at those bipedal, hypocritical assholes!
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WVRICK13 Donating Member (930 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 05:34 PM
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14. Once Again
I am so proud to be an atheist.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-03-10 05:59 PM
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15. Ain't it the truth!


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BolivarianHero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 01:16 AM
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16. Honestly?
Edited on Thu Mar-04-10 01:17 AM by BolivarianHero
I thought this was a parody. I didn't even think fundamentalists could be this stupid. I'm "impressed", actually.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 04:32 AM
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17. Poe's Law says:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

Likewise, as you can see from your own comments the opposite is also often true:

"Without a serious-faced smiley, some other blatant display of rectitude or printing the words: THIS IS NOT A PARODY, it is impossible to report actual facts involving fundamentalism that SOMEONE still won't mistake for parody."


- The fact is, if one is earnest about all this, the same can be said of all religion. But most people don't say so because when and if they do, complaints are made that one is not being "sensitive and/or tolerant" of their irrational religious beliefs. Damned if you do, damned if you don't......
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Christa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 11:21 AM
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20. K & R for you
Not for these assholes.


:evilgrin: :toast:
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-04-10 12:44 PM
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21. Thank you!
:pals:
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