How would you feel if Sarah Palin became the next Pope?

[Boojatta]

[nevergiveup]

1. Did you mean poop?

[Sanity Claws]

2. Haha

This made me laugh.

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[havocmom]

4. OMG

Possibly one of the most ridiculous questions ever posed on DU

am curious: why do you ask?

[MineralMan]

5. I think I'd prefer if YOU became pope.

It would keep you busy...

[greendog]

6. +1

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. What makes you think he isn't already?

I'm sure the Vatican has internet access.

[vixengrl]

7. I can recall an opinion piece suggesting a woman would

make a better Pope--I think she would be a pretty good refutation of that--

She's not Catholic, that I know of.

[Boojatta]

12. "She's not Catholic, that I know of."

Tony Blair converted to Catholicism. Maybe Sarah Palin would be motivated to convert if she had an opportunity to become Pope.

[vixengrl]

15. She is very ambitious, I'll give her that.

I think she'd be resented if she was fast-tracked over lifelong Catholic cardinals and all. On the other hand--would she wear vestments or what?

[olegramps]

19. Only if thhey are made out of leather.

[Dorian Gray]

20. She already converted

away from Catholicism. I doubt it.

[ZombieHorde]

8. That would be pretty funny.

She is probably a better person than the current Pope.

[havocmom]

9. but possibly only because she never finishes anything she starts

If she stuck with any one thing, she might disprove your theory ;)

[ZombieHorde]

10. Very true. nt

[Iggo]

13. A robot would be better than the current pope.

Come to think of it, that ain't a bad idea...

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. Except for the pointed hat, her Klan robes would be a wardrobe match.

[Ozymanithrax]

14. She hasn't got the right plumbing. n/t

[saltpoint]

17. I can't picture Todd in Italy.

It would be too weird.

[iris27]

18. I think she'd have a little trouble learning Latin and spending time

around all dem furriners. Hell, Hawaii was too exotic for her!

[Deep13]

21. Doesn't seem like it would be all that different.

I echo a previous poster's skepticism that she could handle a Latin mass. At least the papal ceremonial clothes would suddenly be gender-appropriate. Anyway, she'd only serve for two and a half years before quitting. :evilgrin: