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Zoroastor Donating Member (273 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-26-10 07:15 PM
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God's Tornado of Justice Hits Mississippi
Taking a play from the religious right's playbook...

http://cons-lie.com/2010/04/26/gods-tornado-of-justice-hits-south/
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NeoGreen Donating Member (299 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 06:56 AM
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1. Zeus?? ...
Just kidding.

Can prayer reverse time?
That is, can we pray that it didn't happen?
Or is it like that "God Hates Amputees" thing, Omnipotent to a limit.
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-27-10 04:49 PM
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2. K&R!!!
Edited on Tue Apr-27-10 04:51 PM by DeSwiss
}( - I'm sure this tornado's appearance in THE BIBLE BELT has got to be due to a clerical error. Right? It's either that, or it's another one of those calamities that comes under Yahweh's "mysterious ways" clause.

That's the clause he uses so he can test the faith of all you slackers out there who are just BSing and humming cause you don't know the words......

{This post was typed, spell-checked and uploaded - all on a Windows-98 system until I can get my other broke-ass PC fixed!)

on edit: I still spelled something wrong!!!
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