I have found the true god.

[Mr. McD]

Church of Google

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/



A list of nine proofs which definitively prove Google is the closest thing to a "god" human beings have ever directly experienced.

http://www.thechurchofgoogle.org/Scripture/Proof_Google_Is_God.html

[RandomThoughts]

1. I don't think they would try to take credit for such a claim.

And it is probably best that you do not try to make it seem like they would.

[Goblinmonger]

3. Yet you are making it seem like they would not.

How do you have such knowledge?

[trotsky]

7. ...

:thumbsup:

[jberryhill]

10. Only the true god would deny its divinity!

Thus showing worthy humility.

[elocs]

2. If this is DU, then the true God would have to be marijuana. That's "God" with a capital G. n/t

[Raster]

9. Smoke a bit o' herb and lighten up!

:wink:

[Goblinmonger]

4. I have converted

and become a minster.

Praise Google.

[customerserviceguy]

5. That's pretty damned funny

and it shows religion to be the con game that it's been. All Google is, is something better at doing all of the nine proofs than any other god-figure's adherents have been able to establish for their invisible sky-father creations.

[rug]

6. This post comes up first in a google search of your headline.

[jberryhill]

11. It's a SIGN!

The miracle of the divine prophecy of the Google!

[Nihil]

8. Had to rec just for cheering me up! Thanks! (n/t)

:-)

[DeSwiss]

12. K&R

And unlike those "other" gods, Google never interferes with nor gives commands to you about the things you shouldn't do in your sex life.


- In fact, for some, Google is their sex life......