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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 06:54 AM
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Jesus had two dads
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:02 AM
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1. Hilarious....
A suggestion next time. Be more stealthy and not soo upfront that way they wont hang up on you immediately.
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physioex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:04 AM
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2. Ok so here is my next point....
He was also born a virgin birth. So that means a lesbian couple can procreate. Heck you don't even need to have intercourse to procreate.
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HereSince1628 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:52 AM
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4. The virgin birth suggests Jesus was produced by parthenogenesis
This can and does happen among a few species of animals.

But the offspring is genetically FEMALE, because to get a diploid the DNA in the egg doubles.
Because a human egg has no Y chromosome, there must be two x's. XX in humans is female.

So Jesus was transgendered.
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 07:15 AM
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3. That wasn't me
It's from "The Art of Trolling."
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DeSwiss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 03:24 PM
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5. K&R
- I believe that in the Mormon version, Jesus actually had one dad, a devil for a brother and a whole of stepmoms........
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dimbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Oct-10-10 05:52 PM
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6. In the Catholic view, Jesus had NO grandfathers.
That ain't fair. What about Christmas presents?
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