Happy Yule to all you heathens

[toddaa]

For those pagans following Nordic traditions, enjoy Mother night. I've got a bottle of homebrewed mead in the cellar and will toast all of you tonight.

For everyone else, let's set aside are acrimonious differences and remember that we all breath the same universal breath and this is the time we remember the circle of life. Even us godless heathen scum (which is pretty much just me) can appreciate the solemnity of the changing of the seasons.

Oh, fuck Bill O'Rielly. Merry Christmas, Christians!

Finally, and most importantly, FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!! You people drive my up the wall, so that should cover the airing of grievances.

[old mark]

1. Back atcha!...nt

[hatrack]

2. Axial Tilt - it's the Reason for the Season!

No, I just wish I'd made it up . . .

:beer:

[sinkingfeeling]

3. Thank you. Happy Holidays and Peace to All!

[beam me up scottie]

4. Welcome back, toddaa.

I hope you're not the last friend to find their way back here.
:toast:

[toddaa]

5. No guarantees

I tend to wander a bit IRL as well as on the internet, but as long as you stick around, I'll hang around for while.

:toast: back at ya

[Silent3]

6. Until now, no one has offered me Festivus greetings.

Clearly the War on Festivus is taking its toll, and leaving few survivors.

[toddaa]

7. That's a your grievance?

I bet you get your ass kicked during the feats of strength.

Come on. Tell us what you really think.

[Silent3]

8. That was an observation, not a grievance.

Having my observations interpreted as grievances, that's a grievance.