Humor: An Interview With the Nativity Innkeeper

[Fumesucker]

If poking a little gentle fun at the Nativity might offend you please don't click this link.

http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/12/21/an-interview-with-the-nativity-innkeeper/

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Interviewer: After the Three Wise Men, were there other visitors?

Inn Keeper: Yeah. It got a little crowded. The animal sheds aren’t designed for a large amount of foot traffic. And then that kid showed up with a drum, and I said, all right, fine, we’re done.

I: The song of that incident suggests the drum went over well.

IK: Let me ask you. You’re a parent, your child has just been born, he’s tired, you’re tired, people won’t leave you alone, and then some delinquent comes by and unloads a snare solo in your baby’s ear. Does this go over well?

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[TygrBright]

1. I love Scalzi. A wonderful writer. Thanks for the link! n/t

[struggle4progress]

2. ... I asked Joseph, do you want a crib. And he said, no, we’re fine, and then sets the kid in

the food box. And I say to him, you’re new at this, aren’t you ... :rofl: :rofl: :cry: :rofl:

[tavalon]

3. That was hilarious

Thanks

[onager]

4. In the same spirit..."The Annoying Drummer Boy"

"I know you're poor and not too bright,
But can't we have a SILENT night?"

:rofl:

http://www.aniboom.com/animation-video/3132/The-Annoying-Drummer-Boy/