Pagans to Sheen: Sorry, Charlie, you're no warlock.

[mgc1961]

And here, I thought Charlie Sheen was a Catholic like his daddy, Martin. But no, if you take Charlie at his almost-inescapable word, he's really a warlock, a spiritual force in a fight against the evils of... CBS or his producers or whoever is handy to rant against.

Well now, it's warlocks to Charlie Sheen: Hey, bud, don't pick a fight with us.

More at http://content.usatoday.com/communities/Religion/post/2011/03/warlocks-to-charlie-sheen-watch-your-language-pal/1

[woo me with science]

1. Problem solved if they just do what Romania is doing.

Jail the ones who don't follow through on their magical promises. If Charlie's real, he'll be fine. If the "warlocks" are real, they'll be fine, too.


http://content.usatoday.com/communities/ondeadline/post/2011/02/romanian-witches-may-face-jail-if-predictions-dont-come-true/1

Romanian witches could face jail if predictions don't come true

Romanian witches, who began being taxed for their trade last week, could face a worse fate if lawmakers pass a proposed bill that threatens fines or even prison if their predictions don't come true.
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The bill, which passed in the Senate last week, must still be approved by a financial and labor committee and by the Chamber of Deputies.

It would also require witches to have a permit, to provide their customers with receipts and bar them from practicing near schools and churches, the AP says.{/i}